Jackass (Bam/Johnny Love Story)

Chapter 4

Jasmine's POV

"Welcome to Jackass Jessie" Johnny smiled "We want you in our movie"

I smiled looking at all of them, I glanced at Bam he was staring at me. I turned my head and looked back to the boys, they were smiling and smirking. I looked to Steve-O he had the biggest smile of all.

I nodded "I'd love to be in the movie" I smiled, I walked over and out of the bathroom and hugged me. Except Bam. He looked at me and walked away. I sighed as the guys hugged back. They pulled away but Steve-O, Johnny and Chris were still hugging me. 

I laughed "Boys, why are you still hugging me ?"

Johnny was in front, Steve-O was by my side and so was Chris but the other side.They started to pull away all smirking, I pecked Steve-O's cheek.

"Thanks for coming to find me" I smiled 

"No problem" he said "Now we need to get Dave asleep, first day of filming tomorrow with the tat" he snickered

I nodded and wrapped my arm around Steve-O's neck.

"Come on let's check in" Johnny smirked, we walked to the reception desk and saw Bam and Jeff already there. We all walked over as I moved my arm from around Steve-O's neck

"Okay so there's 15 of us not including Bam's Parents" Jeff said shuffling the key cards to the rooms

Johnny grabbed the keys "Bam with your parents" he grinned handing him the keys

"Seriously dude ?" Bam groaned laughing slightly, he tucked the key card into his back pocket and folded his arms

"So three in every room. Jeff with Dico and Rick" he tossed Jeff his key card "Chris with Wee Man and Preston" again tossed the key this time to Wee Man "Ryan with Dave and Ehren" he said tossing the key to Ehren "Lance with Loomis and Bradon" he said giving Loomis the key "Finally Myself with Jessie and Steve-O" Johnny said throwing his key up in the air smirking at me.

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We all had gone to our rooms and unpacked, except me I was still unpacking. Our room was the biggest we had a penthouse and of course I got the biggest bed. I was nearly finished packing I took out a pair of my red lace underwear.

"Nice" I heard a voice say, I looked over my shoulder bundling my underwear in my hand

"Johnny you scared me" I chuckled walking to my drawer

He walked over to me "Sorry" he smirked "Why do you have those ?" he asked

I put my underwear in the drawer with the others "I'm a girl Johnny I need underwear" I teased getting more clothes from my suitcase

"But why sexy underwear ?" he asked leaning against my wall, I smirked looking down at my suitcase

"You think my underwear is sexy ?" I asked putting more clothes away

He nodded "Yeah, red and lace go well together"

I put the last item of clothing away "Underwear is underwear Johnny it's all the same to me" I said with a grin walking out of my room. To the living room we had plopping on the couch, I could see Steve-O in the kitchen making food. Johnny walked in and stole Steves sandwich 

"Thanks bro" Steve-O's rough voice said sarcastically chuckling

"No problem" Johnny said his mouth full of food as he smiled 

"Let's get all the guys over" I said picking up a magazine flicking through it. The boys walked around the corner into the living room 

"Sure that sounds fun" Steve-O said sitting next to me

"We should go get some beer" Johnny said smirking at me I rolled my eyes playfully "What you say baby doll ?"

"You guys should drink not me, I wanna do a good bad tat on Dave" I smirked throwing my magazine on the table "I'll go get the boys, you can go find some beer" 

I jumped off the couch and skipped out of the penthouse there was five rooms in total I had to visit, we were all on the same floor and all our rooms were close. I smirked and ran down the hall, as I ran up towards out penthouse I knocked on the guys doors. I stood at the penthouse door and waited, all the guys opened their doors looking out. "Come to our room, we're getting beer" I grinned before walking back into my room.

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The boys had come back with the beer a few minutes ago, all the boys had their cans open. We were sitting around the living room, some guys were on their first can like Jeff, Loomis and Wee Man then others were on their second like Johnny and Steve-O ect. I was sitting on the floor my legs crossed mediation style drinking a can of coke, Stephen knows coke makes me hyper I act as if I am drunk. I laughed with all the guys before taking a sip of my can, I stood up and walked to the door side table turning my IPod on and pulgging it into the speakers playing Something To Die For by The Sounds, I smiled seeing Bam's face light up. Then I walked into the kitchen throwing my empty can in the trash, I heard footsteps and turned seeing Jeff.

"Hey" I smiled getting another can, I grabbed him a bottle and tossed it to him

"Thanks" he nodded "We're going to get Dave really drunk so he'll have a hang over and we can do the tat" he smirked opening his can

"Sounds good" I grinned I grabbed another bottle of beer and walked past Jeff over to Dave. I sat next to him and handed him the bottle "Drink up Dave, live up to your amazing drinker title"

He downed the last of his bottle and took the one from me smirking, Dave was a bad drinker, when he had too much he would got crazy and become a different guy called Daft but eventually pass out into a deep sleep.

All the boys watched Dave he was super tipsy, I walked into my room and pulled out my kit. I had my real and fake things, I know which is which thankfully. I tucked my needle into my jacket pocket along with the stencil I had drew up earlier, I held the mini ink containers in my hand. I walked out of my bedroom and saw everyone had mellowed down, I scanned the room and a smirk grew seeing Dave asleep on the couch.

"It's time boys" I smirked walking over to Dave, everyone jumped up and walked over to us. Lance put on the camera to put this in the making of the movie.

"Okay guys, this beautiful doll here is Jamsine Jessie, Steve-O's little sister" he smirked wrapped his arm around me "She's the only female member of Jackass and also a tattoo artist"

I smirked and looked at Johnny before back to the camera "This is Dave England as you can see passed out on our couch" I touted "That's a bad idea, sorry Dave but you're going to wake up with a nasty surprise" I leaned down at got set up "This is Drunken Dick" Johnny smirked,  I dunked the needle into the black ink and started to tattoo. I did the tattoo on the side of his face along his temple and down. I used pink and reds and finally was finished. 

"I can't wait till he wakes up" I whispered holding in my laughter