Len:*randomly pops out of nowhere near Miku* Hey Miku!Why does Kaito wear a scarf?
Miku:I think his body easily get cold or he's actually the guy named Russia.The second option sounds impossiburu,www!
Len:Wait...Russia?He does look like him if you change his hair color,eye color and clothes...
Miku:wait wait wait a fuCKING SECOND.WHAT IF HE'S...
Len:*processing,inferring,dumfoundedly stares Miku,PewDiePie-ing,fabulizing,ducking,black sheeping and fab process complete* ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhnNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Kaito:*pops out with pickaxe and pipe combined with bloodstains in it* Oh,looks like you found out...So,shall I give you two a hug,da?
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Meiko:This is why you should keep it for yourself and give him ice cream whenever he likes.And don't give him chili.
Miku and Len:*has bandages,band-aids and stiches all over their body because of the pickpipe thingy* Haaaiiii,Mama-
Meiko:*demented voice* Do YOu WaNT moRE STab WOundS,AlsO in tHe HEART?
Miku and Len:*scoots slowly* Noooooooooo......
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HumorCOMPLETE VOCALOID CRACK AND KAIMEI. NO KAIMI I'M SORRY. Based on Hetalia THINGS by Wheatie123 too lazt to add dashes and ENJOY THIS SHIT