Random short stories

You've Been Banned From Existence

One second I'm in my Government class, arguing and fighting with the student behind me who had the confused notion that the separation of Church and State was a bad thing. The next, I'm here. It's not my fault that we have a crappy education system but I'm always the one who gets punished.

I'm stuck in an empty and infinite room of white. I pick up the note on the floor and read the familiar sentence that's always on this paper. "You have been banned from existence." I roll my eyes. Seriously? This happens every Tuesday, Tuesday's are my debate days. I sit there and argue and debate with anybody who has the gall to start it and somebody always gets a little too butthurt because I'm right and I end up in what is basically an existential time out.

Oh well, I'll just sit here and take a nap while I wait it out. Honestly, it's kind of relaxing being banned from existence. It's quiet and peaceful in the weird infinity room. There's nobody to sit here and disturb me with incessant talking about whatever mildly skewed beliefs they possess. Of course, the overdone amount of white isn't easy on the eyes but close them and you'd never notice.

After my nap, I open my eyes and see the familiar wormhole opening to take me back into existence. I stand and stretch before I jump through and land back inside my Government class and see that no time has passed. I turned in my seat to face the kid I'd been arguing with before.

"Now, where was I, before I was so rudely interrupted?"