Eddsworld/Ellsworld One Shots

Tom x Tord (Random sh!t post)

Tord crab walked into Toms room, naked.

"FuCk me SenPai." Tord wiggled his eyebrows.

Tom looked at Tord then quickly covered his eyes "Are you high Tord?"

Tord did a back bend over to Tom "I just want sum fuck, iz no high.

Tom uncovered his eyes "Go get sum fuck from Edd or Matt."

Tord was triggered for a second then said "No TomTord is Otp so we must fuck because our writter wants us to."

Tom looked at Tord confused "What writter? And what the fuck, you made a ship name for us?"

Tord just rolled his eyes, then jumped onto Tom's lap.

"Hmmmm senpai, you so warm."

Tom tryed pushing the NAKED Tord off of him but it didn't work.

Tord nuzzled into Tom's neck.

Tom blushed then said "Hey Tord?"

"Ye Tom."

"Good night."

Tord looked at Tom "Wha-?"

Before Tord could finish the word he was trying to say, Tom punched the living shit out of him.

Tord got knocked the fuck out.

Tom got Tord off of his lap and ran out of his room, out the house, out the city, then out the country.

He was scarred for life.

A/n:

Lol Idk what the hell this was but I wanted to make a Oneshots book and i was like 'hmmmmm whats a good way to start this book off with' then it hit me....A jOkE OnEsHot WoUld Be NiCe

Ye i don't really write like this, i will only write shit like this unless im bored or you guys wanted another joke one.

*Cough* TomTord is still Otp tho *Cough*

Oh and for the record I only ship the characters not the real people👌