Lalaloopsy song parodys

Crumbs Sugarcookie: Crumbs's rap

[Interviewer] We're sitting here today with Lalaloopsy's Crumbs Sugarcookie

[Crumbs] Hello

[Interviewer] So Crumbs, tell us what a day in the life of Crumbs Sugarcookie is like?

[Crumbs] Do you really want to know?

[Interviewer] Please tell us

[Crumbs]

I don't sleep motherfucker I'm a baking heiress

Only died once took a few times bitches

(Spice: Hot damn big sis, you a crazy chick)

Yo, shut the fuck up and suck my dick

I'm busting up Mouse like gushers motherfucker

The way I flip my shit got your heart a-fucking-flutter

(Spice: What you want Sugarcookie?) To drink and fight!

(Spice: What you need Sugarcookie?) To fuck all night!

Don't test me when I'm crazy off talking to Forest

Put my fork in your throat til you're hailin the maid

You're not dreamin, My prankster's gambit reelin

Fuck your man it's my name that he's screaming!

[Interviewer] I'm sorry Crumbs, are we to believe that you condone screaming at the people you're leading?

[Crumbs] I never said that I was the leader

[Interviewer] But, what about your friends that look up to you? Do you have a message for them?

[Crumbs]

All the people who I quote- "lead" can suck my dick

It's Cookie motherfucker, bake 'til I'm sick

Hail to me, and get on your fuckin knees

Watch you haters cry; while I laugh, you die

And to Forest, you know I'm talking to you

(Forest: Oh fuck you bitch!) Yeah well fuck you too!

(Spice: C!) It's for Cookie! (Spice: Crumbs!) It's my party!

I'll flip the fucking table right over, so don't push me

[Interviewer] Well Crumbs, I'm surprised, all this coming from the town baker?

[Crumbs] Well, there's a lot you may not know about me

[Interviewer] Really, such as?

[Crumbs]

When I was in Bake School I solved shit everyday

I got through every test and I never went astray

I gotta def posse, despite these crazy dudes

I throw a cake at your face for my gambit

[Spice Sugarcookie]

Big sis, you are a bad ass bitch (Crumbs: hell yeah!)

And these fuckers better listen up when they're talking to you

(Crumbs: What!) As for the romance

Well I can't vouch for that, Forest is scared of you, ho~

[Interviewer] Okay then, well, one final question for you then Crumbs. Are you really in love with Ace Fender Bender- [table smash]

[Crumbs] No more questions. What!