Cheesy Pickup Lines

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Ashton: "Can you touch me so I can tell my friends that I was touched by an angel?"

Michael: "Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it's just a sparkle."

Calum: "Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?"

Luke: "Does your dad own a dairy company? 'Cause you've got a nice set of jugs."


Sorry for the wait.

Credit to who ever made this on Tumblr.

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