A TRIP TO THE BANK

03: Fairly Obvious

AUTHOR SWITCH @Michelle_the_teddy

[A WEEK LATER]

I drove to the local fair with Theodore strapped to the seat next to me. You see, there's a raffle competition and the prize is a car and I need someone lucky. Why is Teddy lucky you ask? Well, you see, he was lucky enough to bump into the girl of his dreams on the first day of uni, so I figure he could win me this car. had four of the same model back in the storage warehouses but the more the merrier, am I right? Besides I had limited options as well, it was either Stalker McGee (I got a feeling he wasn't right in the head) or the rich bitch™ from the other day (he had too much bitch and not enough rich to persuade me to bring him) - and surprisingly enough, Teddy and I had formed a rather unlikely friendship over the past week.

I got out of my car and I started to walk away at first then was stopped by a loud 'hey!' from behind me.

"Oh right, I forgot about good old Theo." I walked back and unstrapped Teddy. "Sorry about that bud, always forget to untie the victims."

"Where even are we?" He nervously laughed.

"At a fair, now let us go in and win a car."

"What? I never agreed to this, SOS, help! This lunatic is trying to kidnap me!" He screamed, getting peoples' attention.

"Don't worry, we should not dwell in the past and instead we should focus on the present!" Everyone started clapping and cheering for me as I took one last bow before grabbing Ted's arm and running.

We made it into a the fair and I turned around to see I grabbed the wrong person's hand.

"Harold, is that you?" I caressed their face.

"Who's Harold? I'm a woman, get away from me!" She yelled and shoved me away.

"Teddy, where are you?!" I shouted.

"Finally, I'm free!" I heard behind me.

I turned around to see Teddy taking his shirt off and screaming 'I'm free'. I took a photo to send to Stalker McGee and shouted, "Good for you, release your inner self, Theodore!"

I  walked around and spotted a wild Rich Bitch™ walking into the photo booth with a girl way too good for him, like, come on, let's be real.

I followed them into the booth and asked "Anyone know where Theodore went?" I asked before turning to the camera, "Oh photos." I exclaimed and put my arms around both of them just when it flashed.

I stroke more poses with them. After it was over I took the photo strip and stared at it. The first one was of me in the middle with my arms around them, Rich bitch™ looking horrified. The second one was me pushing Rich out of the photo and my arm around the girl. The third was of me grabbing a handful of his collar, ready to punch him. And the last was of the girl and I smiling together, Rich out of the photo. During this whole ordeal Rich Bitch™ was screaming like the female dog he is.

-:- AUTHOR SWITCH: aliciacorreia

I admired the photos with a smile and gave a thumbs up to the girl beside me. She returned the gesture sheepishly. I was about to ask her what her name was when Rich Bitch™ rudely interrupts us with a loud groan of pain.

The girl is startled, rushing to his side with a, "Oh, Valentine! Are you okay?"

I stare at Rich Bitch™ for a moment, eyes focusing on his pained expression. So Valentine was his name? Huh. Probably should have known that considering I've been hanging out with him for the past week.