Spiders

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by buzzbees

by buzzbees

I get that it's September

I get that this is the time that spiders go looking for mates

BUT DO THEY HAVE TO ALL FUCKING HAVE TO COME LIVE IN MY HOUSE IN THAT TIME

LIKE I AM DAMN SURE THERE ARE PLENTY OF BIG FEMALE SPIDERS IN THE FIELDS OUTSIDE AND NOT IN MY HOUSE

BUT NO, LET'S HARASS ASH AND FEAR OF SPIDERS

It's like they know I hate them and scream like a child when I see one

Like today, just killed like 2

yesterday, killed one the size of my hand behind the tv and I have quite big hands

They day before, one ran across the rug whilst I was eating dinner. Yeah, that food definetly didn't nearly land on the floor. Or the fact it went under my sofa. Or the fact of when we pulled the sofa out, I leant over the back and it was like a few inches from my face and screamed like a baby again.

Yeah. Damn things.

They aren't small either

I'm legit looking around my room aggressively as I write this lmao

if I find another in my room, imma cry lmfao