sorry | taekook

four

↠JUNGKOOK POV↞

you: so what's you name?

unknown: i'm taehyung but you can call me tae or whatever

you: ok wait a sec lemme change ur name

tae: i kinda like my name how it is

you: that's not what i meant

tae: then what did you mean?

you: i was gonna change it in my contacts

tae: ohhhhhhhhhhhhh

tae: now you know why i feel like boo boo the damn fool

you: lajskwkd

tae: sooooo

tae: what's your name???

you: jungkook

tae: no nicknames?? whaat

you: no not really

tae: i'm calling you kookie

you: what now?

you:

tae: GAVIN

tae: but yes i like kookie

you: mmm ok

you: moving on..

you: send me a selca

tae: why??????

you: so i know you're not a catfish

tae: i could send you a fake selca

tae: that's catfishy

you: catfishy?

tae: yes

tae: but okay

tae:

you: holy.

tae: kookie... can i tell you something??

you: yeah

tae: your gay is showing

you: omg

tae: but no this picture makes me look like a catfish

you: wait what

tae: yeah i'm not blonde anymore

tae: i was wearing blue eye contacts

tae: and that lighting totally makes me look pale

you: y u gotta do me like that 😤😤😩🙁

you: send a normal selca sweaty

tae: yeah ok

tae:

you: better

you: you're still adorable

tae: thank you 💞💖💝💗💘💞💘💖

tae: those emojis were ironic i swear

tae: your turn xoxo

you: do i have to?

tae: yes

tae: how am i gonna know if you're not a catfish??

you: i'm not a catfish i swear i'm just ugly compared to you

tae: bet

you: ok

you:

tae: CUTIE

you: your gay is also showing

tae: good

tae: i am gay and THRIVING

Tae is freakishly attractive. I don't know what so say honestly. But he is also freakishly familiar. I know I've seen him before. Maybe he is a catfish.

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a longer chapter hooray

i don't really know what to put here yikes

ok byeeeee