When the Squad is being annoying...

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Caviera: Duuuuude! Guess who I just killed!

Capitao: I don't know, who?

Caviera: Richard.

Capitao: Richard.. Wait, you mean Dick?

Caviera: Yeah.

Buck: So you killed-

Caviera: Yes I killed Dick.

Frost: Kap, why do you use sharapnel?

Kapkan: Because it hurts like hell when you go through it.

Jackal: MIRA!

Mira: THE HELL YOU WANT NOW RAMIREZ!

Jackal: I want food.

Mira: EVERYTIME YOU DO THIS AL-HASSAR I TELL YOU TO GO GET YOUR OWN GODDAMNED FOOD!

Sledge: Hey, Mark? Why is Sentinel pissed off at you today?

Mute: Because I tried to kill the only useful shield character that's useful.

Blitz: that fuckin hurts, man...

Ying: Hey, Lesion?

Lesion: Whats up?

Ying: So you use Caltrop needles, AKA Gu nails, to hurt people, right?

Lesion: Yeaaah? Why do you want to know?

Ying: So you must be quite the GUru with nails!

Lesion: I'm gonna fuckin kill you.

Bandit: Dude, im kinda scared of Mute's girlfriend today...

Jager: Dominik, she use to be your girlfriend. It's ok to be scared of LOVE!

I.Q.: I feel the death coming soon...

Me: Where da hell is Glazkov!

Glaz: OH MY GOD RUN SHUHRAT RUN LIKE ALL HELL!

Fuze: THE HELL YOU DO MAN!

Glaz: I CHANGED OUT HER MEDICATION FOR CANDY OHMYGODPROTECTME!

Tachanka: you deserve the pain.

Ela: ohmygodicantbreath!

Russian Recruit: NO! DONT YOU DARE DRAG ME INTO THIS COMMANDER TIMUR!

Glaz: YOUR GUILTY BY ASSOCIATION OH MY GOD NO!

Me: TIMUR MOTHAFUCKIN GLAZKOV GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE!

Glaz: OH MY GOD PLZ SAVE ME!

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