The Daily Bagel Episode 1: PLMS is Hit By a Fire Tornado.

Daily Bagel Episode 1: PLMS is Hit By a Fire Tornado

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Welcome to the first ever Daily Bagel Action News Episode

A stunning break out in the cafeteria at P.L.M.S, it turns out the meat at lunch is actually HORSE MEAT!!!! We had many interviews with the nearby students.

"Wait, that was horse meat", Sam Pfetcher yelled in a shock and ran over to the trash can to empty his person of those wretched pieces of farm life.

Brady another student from Pleasant Lea also wanted to get in on the action. "There have been many suspicions and theories about the mystery of the cafeteria food, some thought the mashed potatoes were actually just potatoes sat on and dipped in purple and disgusting gravy which is filled with peanut oil, don't eat it if you have a peanut allergy".

Things have really been heating up here in this cafetorium crime scene. The students are planning a revolution against the cafeteria food. In fact it started while news reporter Diane Hanson was well, reporting.

This is what she got. The students when the lunch bell rang in slow motion rushed out into the cafeteria.

One student jumped up on one of the lunch tables and yelled "FOR NARNIA"!!!!!!

The students ran all over the cafeteria then the next thing reporter Diane Hanson knew the revolution was over and the students won, but as great as that sounded the lunch ladies quit, the principal was accused of failure to contain students and the students had to clean up the entire cafeteria and because of all the damage that was done the job took to two months to complete.

That wasn't the only crazy thing that has happened this week, it turns out game n' games is being shut down for multiple reasons.

Rats

Rats

Rats

Rats

and lack of rat traps

so the children of the town ran up to get last minute half priced video games from the store but of course the ultimate problem commenced. The building manager came through like a mower shoving children out of the way without even touching them.

"This place has been condemned, everyone out of my property", the manager said.

"But sir", said Holden, a student from P.L.M.S," Why do have to shut this place down, think about the children!"

"I am that's why in this very location I'm opening up a greasy trap restaurant which will bring in more customers than this dump".

All the kids gasped with fear. One student stood up to the plate and said to the manager. "My name is Sam Pfetcher and I challenge you to a game off, we each play teleporter hole 2 for 5 minutes, person with the most points wins, winner get's what he wants."

"Challenge accepted", the manager agreed let's do this!!!!!!!!!!"

The two set up the game on the try me game pad in the store and began playing. Sam was in the lead then the manager caught up then Sam showed up again with his twin teleporter hole blaster and beat the game. "I won, now let's tear this place down!!!!!"

"But Sam we won the contest"!!

"I know but man, I LOVE GREASY TRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Our last and greatest story of the paper is the scoop on the fire-tornado that formed just the other day at P.L.M.S the only place that we seem to care about in these papers. The fire tornado was our greatest scoop yet so let's get on it. It was just a regular Tuesday at the school when suddenly, BAM a tornado filled with natural gases (-giggle- gases) and of course nitronic acid. All of which can ignite fires (hint-hint). The tornado was said to have blown through a pyrotechnics tent and caught fire. At P.L.M.S the students saw the fire-tornado and started panicking. Some of the students threw up, some threw chairs, some threw themselves out of a window. But all in all the experience was awful, and only one person could stop it, a guy named (what, no could one stop it) okay I just received word that no one can stop it, so long kids. The children were worried and didn't know what to do, should they get out of the building or go to the basement, in one classroom, a group of students were huddled in a corner. Brady, one of the students, told everyone to go outside and dig a hole and hide in it.

"That'll never work", the teacher said," Let's all go to the cafeteria and enjoy life".

"Are you insane, a student named Carson yelled,"We could be killed!!!!!"

"So, not my problem", the teacher shrugged and jumped out the window.

The children ran outside and started digging. They finally finished it and the students were safe.

The End

That was the end of our news story be sure to read issue #2 of The Daily Bagel