Perfect Imperfection

Chaos At Corey's

Corey's POV
Yo. I'm Corey Kentrell Tyler But They Call Me Ju I'm 22 & I'm A Doctor Here In Brooklyn. Yeah I'm Bri's Twin And Jordyn's OLDEST Brother. I Really Don't Have Time To Introduce Myself Because, As You Know, My Sister Finna Kill My Girlfriend Right Here So Yeah---

Me: YO BRI WTF BRO STOP!

Bri: *paying me ZERO attention, STILL beating up Ashley*

I Had To Grab Bri And Literally THROW Her All The Way Across The Yard Like I'm Hulk Or Some Shit

Bri: Yo Wtf Was That!?

Me: Don't Come At Me Like That Brianna! This Is My Fucking Fiancé Laying On This Ground Damn Near About To Die!

Bri: But You Told Me--

Me: I KNOW WHAT THE FUCK I TOLD YOU TO DO & THIS WAS NOT THAT! I TOLD YOU TO HANDLE SOME LIGHT WEIGHT NOT ALMOST KILL HER! YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN WHEN I SAY THAT BRO DON'T FUCKING PLAY WITH ME

Bri: But You Know I-

Me: Stfu. Call The Hospital. You Know What? Fuck It, I'll Go Take Her Myself & I'm Not Even Mad At You Anymore 😊

Bri: *grinning hard AF* You Serious?

Me: Yeah Now Go Home

*2 Hours Later*

Why The Fuck Are There Cops Outside?

I Went Outside To See Brianna Standing Out There, In Hand Cuffs Trying To Break Out Of Them

Me: Yo What's Going On Out Here?

Officer 1: Do You Know This Girl?

Me: Yeah I Know Her. What Happened?

Officer 1: We Caught Her Trafficking Marijuana Just Earlier.

Officer 2: And She Brought Us Here For Some Odd Reason

Me: Let Me See The "Marijuana"

This Shit Was Funny As Hell To Me 😂

*Moments Later*

Me: So Officers, May I See These Trafficked Drugs?

Officer 1 Opens Up The Trunk & There It Was.

Officer 1: If She Can't Explain Where These Drugs Came From, Then She's Going To Jail For About 2-15 Years.

Me: Hmm, Officer I'm Pretty Sure This... *Gets A Bag And Sniffs It* ... Is Oregano Sir 😂 Take Another Look At This?

Officer 1: *Takes A Sack & Sniffs It* Orega-Who?

Me: 😂😂😂 Oregano, It's An Herb, Like For Food To Give It Flavor, I Suppose She Was Going To Bring It To Me So We Can Get Our Sunday Dinner Going, But Knowing Her, I'm Pretty Sure She Tried To Escape You All When You Two Pulled Her Over 😂😂

Officer 1 & Officer 2: 😅 Wowwww, We Really Need To Step Our Game Up

Me: Well Officers, I Guess I Will See You All Around *Laughs*

I Knew Brianna's Dumb Ass Would Do Some Shit Like That: Come To My House When She Was In Trouble. I KNEW What The Police Were Out There For.

*Flashback*

After Bri Damn Near Killed Ashley, I Was So Pissed At Her. So I Took Some Oregano Leaves & Grinded Them Up Then Put Them In A Couple Sacks To Make It Look Like Weed And Put Them In The Back Seat Of Her Car

*Flashback Over*

Bri's POV

I Prayed That Corey Would Come Through For Me Despite What Just Happened A Couple Of Hours Ago. The Officers Put Me In The Back Of The Car For About 30 Minutes Before They Came Back To Me. I Heard All 3 Of Them Laughing Just Before They Came To Get Me Out Of That Stinky Ass Car.

Officer 1: Come On Girl, Let Me Get You Out Of These Handcuffs

Me: ABOUT TIME!

Officer 1: You're Lucky. If It Wasn't For Your Brother, You'd Be On Your Way To NYPS 😅 And Umm...?

Corey: Corey.

Officer 1: Ahh Yes, Mr. Corey, Officer Tinpenny & I Will Take This Marijuana And Examine It. Oh, Officer Jones, By The Way. Y'all Have A Nice Day

Corey: You Too. *Chuckles*

We Watched The Officers Leave The Neighborhood.

Corey: Bring Yo Dumb Ass In The House

Me: Thank You For Coming Through For Me But I'll Pass. I Got Somebody I Need To See.

I Sped Off In My Car & Left Him There.