"In today's episode we are here with Jessica Duggan Jessica tell us your story"...
Jess "Hello Dr. MarPhila I'm a huge fan, I'm here today to talk about my bully named kode he's being a Bi**h to me everyday"
"That's depressing explain how is he being a bish to u"
Jessica "So yesterday I made an account on www.marphilaissexy.com and I used your picture as my profile because I fancy you and kode said I can't be as beautiful as doctor marphila"
"I understand you love me and that kode is right but that's not that bad"
Jessica "Dr.marphila he calls me a deformed toe, a sweet pickle, Old furby , and a toast I cry to sleep every night"
"Alright let's bring that bish kode out'
(Crowd boos)
Kode,"hey guys I'm such a nice guy Jessica brags to people that she talks to me"
Jessica" no I don't u idiot"
Dr.marphila" u guys are retarded"
(Crowd goes wild)
"Kode why do you bully Jessica"
Kode" because I'm a looser"
(Jessica starts crying for no reason)
(Dr.marphila laughs)
Dr marphila"why did you guys come here do u expect me to give u 2 million dollars for no reason like Stella liebecks did this show is for educated people like Danielle broccoli"
(Kode and Jessica get into a fight)
To be continued.................bye babes