BEST MANAGER

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Imagine Yourself talking to your bias or just someone from EXO. My close friend made this and even though I don't like EXO that much, I liked the conversations she made hahaha I hope you'll like this too<3

P.S, I laughed imagining Xiumin's reaction hahaha. EPIC XD

XIUMIN X YOU


Title: Best Manager

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Xiumin: Good morning Ma’am.

You: Good morning.

Xiumin: May I take your order please.

You: Ahh..Yes. I’ll have one wedding ring, a grand proposal, a wedding, honeymoon, and a half dozen of babies from you.

Xiumin: Excuse me?

You: Oh, so you didn’t list my orders? Where’s your manager?!

Xiumin: Sorry Ma’am, but this is a coffee shop and we don’t sell those.

You: Yeah, I know. But I want it from you!

Xiumin: What?

You: You didn’t hear me again? Are you kind of deaf?

Xiumin: No Ma’am. So, can I take your order now?

You: Okay. Can I have your number on a piece of paper please?

Xiumin: Sorry Ma’am, but I don’t give my number to strangers.

You: Oh, wait. By the way, I’m (your name). So now, can I have your number?

(Manager comes in)

Manager: Xiumin, is there something wrong here?

You: (starts crying) Yes Ma’am. I’m pregnant. He’s the father and he doesn’t want to marry me.

Manager: What!!? Xiumin! (points finger to Xiumin) Take your leave now, and marry your girlfriend. I’ll give you a cash advance. Meet me at my office. (Walks out)

Xiumin: But Ma’am!! Wait!! This is a big misunderstanding! WAIT~!! (Follows Manager)

You: (evil laugh)

EXO oneshots, convos~Tahanan ng mga kuwento. Tumuklas ngayon