GUAPO

TRES.

"i miss you."

"i know, me too."

"hyung, will you come back?"

"jungkook i— i don't know. maybe i will, i don't know." jimin spoke through the phone, the sigh of the younger coming through the monitor.

"have you like, met any cute guys..?"

"uh— yeah." jimin spoke, his mind immediately thinking of the blue haired male he had met at the library.

"you're an idiot."

"callate, pinche cabeza de coco."

"i didn't understand any of that but please don't scold me, i'm soft." jungkook huffed.

"eres gay." jimin muttered.

"oh si, papi!" jungkook moaned loudly and jimin without a second thought immediately hung up.
—
"hey, hey, namjoon. i have this funny story for you."

"what?"

"this kid named park jimin came up to me yesterday, just randomly and he started talking in spanish, he said something about dicks— i think."

"you're joking?" namjoon eyed yoongi with a single raised brow.

"nope, just randomly came up to me." he laughed and shrugged his shoulders. as stupid as the story sounded, yoongi found some kind of entertainment within it.

"really? he's one of the top students in korea, actually. he recently moved to seoul, the boy is very smart. knows over seven languages, spanish, korean, and english being his specialty." namjoon said bluntly, giving yoongi a sense of shock.

"hold on, what?" he questioned, dumbfounded at everything namjoon had just said. seven languages? yoongi could barely handle one, never mind seven. and one of the top students in korea? korea?

"yeah, he used to go to a school in busan but i heard his mother wanted a higher education for him, so they moved in seoul." namjoon yawned, stretching his arms, seemingly giving no care to who the boy was while yoongi put his outmost interest in finding out more about this mysterious spanish-speaking boy.

"... what school does he go to?" yoongi asked and namjoon looked at yoongi, laughing as if he seemed to be catching onto what the male was trying to figure out.

"i don't know. i just know that he's not in this
school but he should be living relatively close by here." namjoon shrugged and yoongi nodded.

he was looking forward to going to the library.

sort of.

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y'all
a seventh grade teacher got fired bc she's racist omg im screaming this is so funny
yes this happened in MY school (she supports the kkk )