'WHAT IF CRAZY STEVE KILLED DRAKE AND JOSH AND THEIR FAMILY, KIDNAPPED MEGAN, MOVED TO A DIFFERENT CITY, FORCED HER TO CALL HERSELF CARLY, PRETENDED HE WAS HER OLDER BROTHER, AND RENAMED HIMSELF SPENCER?'
this one's my fav

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'WHAT IF CRAZY STEVE KILLED DRAKE AND JOSH AND THEIR FAMILY, KIDNAPPED MEGAN, MOVED TO A DIFFERENT CITY, FORCED HER TO CALL HERSELF CARLY, PRETENDED HE WAS HER OLDER BROTHER, AND RENAMED HIMSELF SPENCER?'
this one's my fav