Fake Convo:
Me: mom we better not go somewhere where niall has eaten.
Mom: ok.. who is that?
Me: *Gasp* you dont know NIALL! he is the cutest boy in the band and my future husband!
Mom: and? why cant we eat where he has?
Me: because he loves food and they prob don't have food
Mom: wow is he skinny?
Me: yes, and he is really cute and he loves food and he is awesome an...
Mom: HOW DOES HE DO THAT EAT WHAT HE WANTS AND STAYS SKINNY AND ALL THAT STUFF YOU THINK YOU CAN TALK TO HIM OR SOMETHING! MAYBE HE CAN SHARE HIS SECRET!
Me: mom MOM pull over the car!
*Pulls car over*
Mom: why?
Me: *gets out of car* can i have $20?
Mom: no
Me: *takes $20* see you at home!
