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Trying Something New

Jeremy: Hey, Josh, is this really a good idea..?

Josh: Of course it is!

Ash: What's so wrong about having to please ourselves in this alleyway?

Josh: So Jeremy.. you ready to take it?

Jeremy: N-no, I-I can't..

Ash: Don't worry, dude. It may taste salty at first, but you'll grow to like every bit of it.

Jeremy: I.. Okay.. (opens mouth wide, ready to take it)

Ash: Yeah, there ya go, Josh. He's wide open.

Josh: Here goes. Get on your knees and close your eyes.

Jeremy: (does as he's told)

Josh: (gets closer and closer and finally.... stuffs a salt and vinegar chip in his mouth)

Jeremy: (starts chewing) Mm.. this was a good idea.

Josh: See? Told you.

Ash: Wait what?? We're here to try chips??

Josh: Well, duh, what did you think we were doing?

Ash: I thought we were gonna suck each other's dicks!!