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by teenagelobotomyy

For me mate almightyoverlord . You're me best bud, yo. Love ya bby.

So like Damon Albarnyards was chillin with Alecs , Graham Cockson ,and Dav in their cunt tree house. Grahamcracker was like "That Roll with it was pretty lit tbh". "Yea tru [insert laughing crying emojis here] " agreed Damon Albino . Dav was quiet like he could be mute or something he's never important in videos and stuff. Alecs was smoking that weird cigarette brand and whatever.

Leeyuhm and Nole were chillin at their mum's house because they love their mum tbh. Who doesn't ? Leeyom was all like "I fucking hate Blur lol". Nolio was like "I hope they catch AIDS ". "SAME lmao [insert crying and laughing emojis here]. Let's start a 'I hate Blur fan club' !" Nolio dabs in agreement and was like "We gots a gig tonite brobread". "Wtf is a brobread you're a fucking nerd." Said Lieum. He put on his coat and sunglasses and was like "I'm goin buh-bye mum". Leyum was rushing out the door to head for Lonon, Nolelo running after him.

The Bluhr boiz was still chillin in their count try hose. Alecs was eating cheese and was like "We should see Osis live to nite dab dab" he threw the cheese as he dabbed. The boiz dabbed and whipped and agreement but Dav fucking pulled a Jake Paul like ew.

A few hours later

So like Osis was back stage and Blurh was in the crowd with some shite disguise. Oasis came out and said some shit then played Wonderwall. Bluhr whooped and sang along then, Leeuhm noticed. He looked back in anger lol. After the show the Gallaghurr boiz stopped blur and was like "Wtf why are you here?". Demon shooed the Bluhr boiz and said as they walked away "I got bored plus ur hot Graham cracker couldn't compete"

Leyum was shocked and pulled Demon aside "Stop being gay Damion". "Gay is the way." Said Demon with a weird oddly hot smile. Liam eggsdeed and smiled back in anger. They chatted for a bit which is so odd because they hate each other. Eventually they face battled with lips yo.

Soon they had the butsecs

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