the pretzel fic

Grace was kneeling in the bathtub  She was a bit tipsy but it was okay since she was with her best friends ty, Josh and brendon. And the outsider who was a bit weird and very antisocial cole.
They all had a bit of a thing I guess, they've ya know.. done it before. Josh and ty were just regular teens I suppose I mean they all were but.. they smoked, tried to snort rotten milk, what was well 'unique' about them was there kink for pretzels and cheese wiz.. every time they got g noted they'd stick their head in a bucket of milk, and eat pretzel with cheese wiz. DEFINITELY NOT BANANAS. One time tyler saw someone eat a banana then he slapped it out their hand and said 'NO! you will not eat that banana AND NONE OF US WILL!'. Anyways like I said earlier, they were all pretty tipsy and high. So Josh said "yo aha we should play spin the bottle" Tyler said "yeeee let's goo aha" Grace and Cole agreed because like yolo heh. The bottle landed on Josh and tyler things got a little too frisky.. at the end somehow they were soaked in milk. (Yeesus christ brendon we're sorry ryans mad at you oh my fucking josh) it was 2 AM everyone was just on tumblr you know the usual when Cole had an idea.. "yo, yo.. how would it feel like if we all put our dicks in a pretzel.. Tyler said "omg bro is that the strawberry cider talking or???" Cole replied "I don't even know man" Josh stepped in and said "that's almost as great as jebby being over" *I'M SORRY IM SO SALTY AHA* so they decided to do it.. grace wanted to know what they were doing so she asked they told her and her response was "WE SHOULD RECREATE THE MILK FIC" brendon got hella triggered oops and said "stfu what me and ryan had was personal." *takes another sip* "whatever man" cole said.  anyways Tyler told grace to kneel in the bathtub.. AND I DON'T WANNA FINISH THE REST CUZ IT'S WEIRD RIP YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NEXT  AHH.