Question by: Philippines_Hetalia
Mindanao: Welp, Sorry ate Maria, but kuya Juan said he'll give me a lifetime supply of durians if I keep my mouth shut.
Luzon: WAHT
Visayas: HEY THATS UNFAIR.KUYA, WHY IS IT MINDANAO ONLY KNOWS WHO THIS GIRL IS? BUT NOT US? IS HE UR FAVOURITE CHILD?!
Juan: It is because he's the only one I trust among you three.
Admin: Damn, Fatherland.
Visayas & Luzon: ADMIN—
Admin: Nope! Leave me alone. You'll get nothing from me.