Random funny things

Comebacks

Comebacks:

1: I could say nice things to you, but I gave up lying for lent

2: I can see you point, but keep explaining because you giving more reasons for me to tell you why your wrong

3: Can I see your iPhone? I need to download a dictionary so you can understand my insults

4: if your "so perfect" why aren't boys chasing after you?

5: excuse me are you lost? Because last I heard the devil was looking for someone

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YAY okay so I came up with these

*what I mean is I have not seen them anywhere else so if someone else has used them I'm sorry but I mean great minds think alike*

HAPPY EASTER and for those who don't celebrate Easter HAPPY SUNDAY

This probably won't be updated on Easter due to the fact I have no internet but it's the thought that counts right?