Sapphires POV:
I walked down the hall on my way to the common room, skipping detention from Snape for gluing his desk shut. I walked in the common room to see Pansy trying to get draco back. Keyword: trying.
"But drakey! Why would you want to be with someone like her? She's a slut!" I heard her tell him like she was a whiny five year old that I just took candy from.
"She is not a slut Pansy. She is more of a girlfriend then you ever were and no one can break us apart no matter how hard you try." He told her. Awwwww, that's so cute!
"Yeah Pug-face slut, go back to nailing Goyle in the stalls. I heard he likes it up his butt and you have a dick to do that so go ahead." I said walking into the room and smirking. She looked like she couldn't think of anything to say.
"Look, Draco does not like you! Okay? Get over him and find someone new to obsess over because he obviously doesnt like you like that at all. Get that through your thick skull and into your atom sized brain, alright?" I told her.
She just huffed and ran away. Draco came and put his arms around my waist.
"You told her babe," he said. I smiled while biting my lip.
"I know."
"Aren't you supposed to be at detention?"
"Yep"
"And why arent you there?"
"Because I wanted to be with you" I cheesily said, smiling.
"Mmm, okay. " He kissed my cheek and let it slide.
I love him.
Wait what?
Do I love him?
I dont know. Ill figure it out another day.
My brain hurts from insulting Snape all day. I had to think of them.
Thinking hurts.
"SAPPHIRE!" I heard Snape yell through the common room door. It went dead silent.
"SNAPE!" I yelled back.
"Why aren't you in detention?"
"What, no Hi? How are you?"
"You didn't answer my question."
"And that surprises you?"
"No, not really,"
"Ok then, glad we are on the same page."
"You are extra sarcastic to ight Sapphire."
"And you are extra observant tonight Severus"
He scowled at me for using his first name.
"Students are not to call professors by their first names" I mocked him. Draco tried not to laugh.
"How's life Snape?" I asked him. He glared.
"Would be better without kids like you," he said. I gasped.
"How could you? I thought we were best friends" I started fake crying.
"Whatever."
"Whatever" I mocked silently.
"Sapphire," he said in a warning voice.
"Glad you know my name, you've said it a lot in the past 3 minutes."
"Why aren't you in detention?"
"Why aren't YOU in detention sir?" I asked. His eyes widened and he dashed out of the room. Ha, guess there actually are other kids as crazy as me.
Nah.
Draco busted out laughing.
"What?" I ask him.
"You just don't know when to stop do you?" He said still laughing but looking at me. We were now sitting on the couch and I had my legs on his lap.
"I'll stop eventually, I'll get bored. But I'll probably start tormenting someone else then." I explain to him.
The Next Day
I walked to class only to find out that Potter is in the infirmary. So instead of going to class I decide to pay my dear 'twins' best friend a visit.
I skip into the Asylum looking room and spot Harry on one of the beds and skip over to him. (Yes I called it an asylum)
He's asleep so I decide to wake him up.
"Oh, POTTER!" I scream in his ear.
He woke and almost fell out of the bed.
He doesn't look sick and he doesn't have anything broken. What's wrong with the thing?
"Merlin, Sapphire, what's your issue?"
"I didn't feel like going to class and I overheard some kids talking about you being in here so I cam here as soon as possible to give my BESTEST FRIEND IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD a visit." I explain to him.
"We aren't friends though..." He trails off.
"How could you say that??? I've shared everything with you!! From when I started dating Malfoy to when he cheated on me with Pansy yet I still took him back after Christmas break!!" I fake cried.
"Um, Sapphire?" He hesitates.
"I stop 'crying' and act like nothing happened."
"Oh, hi Harry, how you doing?"
"Are you mentally ok?"
"I don't know, that's what I'm here for actually. Oh POPPY!!" I yell.
"What is all the ruckus? Oh, hi sapphire."
"Hi friend, do you have a test I could take to make sure I'm not insane??"
"You know what? I'm glad you asked. Follow me." I follow her into her little office type place and she hands me some papers and a quil.
"Sit at my desk and this should not take very long but take all the time you need."
"Okay!"
20 minutes later
"I'm finished!!" I yelled to Poppy. There were a lot of questions. She took it from me and looked over it.
"Now stay right here while I take this and grade it or whatever"
I do as she says and about 10 minutes later she comes back with a normal look on her face.
"Sapphire, you are normal. You answered all the questions the way a sane person would answer them"
"Ok" I say. "Hey, have you seen Bob?" I ask.
"Who's bob?"
"My Llama friend. He has rainbow fur and he likes to run around here somewhere. OH, THERE HE IS!" I yelled and pointed to a random empty spot. I walked over to that spot and started moving my hand back and forth like I was petting an animal. I looked around and everyone was looking at me with a "what the hell?" look. I just started laughing.
"I'm just messing with you!"
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The Other Weasley (HP FF) DISCONTINUED
FanfictionHey guys!! My name is Sapphire Weasley. You may be like "Wait, what?" Yeah, I'm a Weasley. You may have heard of my twin, Ronald (scumbag) Bilius Weasley. and my 6 other siblings, Bill, Charlie, Fred and George, and Ginny. Let's just say they hate m...