It all started in September. (Craigxtweek)

The weekend.

(Tweek Pov)

The weekend was finally here. I couldn't be happier. Craig's only in one of my classes, gym. Oh Craig, I could watch him throw a football all damn day. My face lit up just from thinking about it. Then I got all twitchy again. I don't like being twitchy because then I get emotional and that sucks. Feelings suck. But I don't know why I have so many for him. He wouldn't like me though. Not, a, chance. He's too much into girls, he's as straight as a stripper pole.
And I'm as gay as a dick.
It was Saturday morning, the sun was just rising but I was too tired to get up out of bed. My phone lit up, it was Craig.

"Hey tweek, let's hangout I'm bored." He texted me.

"When?" I asked.

"Now I'm outside." He texted.

Oh god he's here?! Now!! Is this a joke! I looked outside and I saw his blue hat looking around then back at his phone. He almost saw me until I dropped back onto the ground.
What to wear! It's only seven thirty?! I started twitching everywhere, my eyes, my arms and my feet. I needed coffee but no time!
I quickly put on jeans and a red sweater. I snuck out of the front door and walked over to him. The sun was just rising, it looked beautiful.

"Hey wanna go somewhere." He asked me while rubbing his neck nervously. Why nervous this is the most confident guy I've ever seen.

He took me to a hill. Well. It was more like a mountain to be fair. He took me to a cliff that overlooked all of South Park. The sunrise was blinding but it was beautiful. I was still twitchy. Maybe because it was still morning and it was still cold.
We talked for what seemed like hours. It was refreshing. Eventually my twitches went down and I started getting calmer. Towards the afternoon we parted our separate ways and I went home.
The day had passed by too quick! I wanted to spend more time with him!

Oh god more feelings. Too many. Do I actually like him?! I knew I liked guys but I've never acted on it before! Now do I have to tell him how I feel? What if he feels the same way and I have to tell my parents. Then he has to tell his parents.. oh god it's gonna be a shit show! I started twitching uncontrollably. I ran to my room and jumped onto my bed and just sat there hugging my pillow. After a while I was a lot less shakey and nervous. I was calm and ready for some coffee.

The more I thought about it the more I realized he would never like me. It just isn't meant to be. Although Craig's never had a girl friend or expressed any means to. Everyone did ship us back in elementary school. All of the Japanese girls drew cute pictures of us. It actually got quite big. The whole town knew. If we were actually dating.. would it bring all of that back? And I don't want to be known as the gay kid at my new school so it's settled. I just won't act on these feelings. Which is going to be a lot harder than I realized.
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Monday rolled around and I was waiting outside for Craig. Or for the bus. Maybe mrs. Crabtree wouldn't pass out or have a hangover like she usually did. If she didn't have one of those two things she would probably just yell at us because somehow we're 'always late'. The bus actually arrived today.

I walked into the bus and looked around for Craig, or at least an empty spot to sit. Everyone was staring at me.. my eye started twitching which, made my whole body start twitching!

"Hey tweek come sit with me."
I heard a voice from the back of the bus. It actually was Craig. He pushed Clyde aside and made a spot for me.

"Cumon man you're gonna sit with hi and not your best friend!?" Clyde complained.

"Yeah so what Clyde, grow up." Craig said.

I sat down and I've never felt more awkward. I feel like Clyde is listening to anything I say and so is everyone on the bus!
I managed to mutter out the words,
"Uhmm thanks Craig. Are you sure though? Like uhm you can sit with Clyde if you want."

"No it's okay. He was just talking about a new girl he wants to fuck anyway. How boring is that ahaha." Craig said.

Well that was Clyde for you. The big shot sports star! He thought he could get any girl he wanted. And he though they all wanted him. Which of course wasn't the case. Sure, he was good at sports but when it came to talking to girl he was a greesy man whore! Just staring at their boobs while he's talking to them or grabbing their ass. He actually has a scar on his face from when a girl slapped him so hard with her nails.
He really was something special.

We finally got to school and I was forced to sit with Stan. The teacher made a new seating plan. Stan never liked me much. But he was always nice, we just never make conversation.
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Gym class came around but also ACK gym class... it was fun seeing Craig but he was always with his friends so he never talked to me. Plus, I'm bad at gym so I hate gym class. I can never play basketball quite right and don't have enough coordination for soccer.
The gym teacher was Mr. Garisson. He actually managed to get a job here.

"Today we're playing football. You all have to play except the girls because you boys would love that." Mr. Garrisson said.
He was semi sexist but he did have a point.
And of course, the stars fucking aligned for this one, Craig and I were on the same team. Lovely.