You need this.
You want this.
There is no differentiation.
You want this.
You need this.
This is the initiation.
You need to look good.
You need to be skinny.
You need to have the IPad,
Not the Nook Book Mini.
You need to have this hair.
You need to buy these shoes.
The whole world will collapse.
If you don't rightly choose.
You need to have a car.
You need to have a house.
You need to have some friends.
You need that bright blue blouse.
You need to get married by 30 years of age.
You need to have a husband, even if he's full of rage.
You need to have a career
But if any path is chose---
Let it be the job
That ignores all middle class woes.
You need to have a family
A perfect one at that
If perfect's just a dream--
Just appeear to be a team.
You cannot think for yourself-
Try listening to our ads!
You need to look good
and follow latest fads.
Because when you stop to think--
Everything goes wrong
You educate yourself
And our commercial's just a song.