My Life as a Harem God

Chapter 1: The Day I Died

August 25th, 2024, the day I, Sean Thompson died. Well, that's kind of vague so I guess I'll start at the beginning and tell you my story up until now.

In kindergarten to fourth grade, I was really popular, hard to believe but it's true. I was that guy that every average guy hated, great grades and athletic. Then fifth grade hit, now I'm going to say this before you get any ideas. I didn't become stupid, when someone says their teacher hates them, their usually overreacting. My teacher though, she hated me some example of reasons are, giving me a zero on homework when I did it, giving me detention for something I didn't do, putting me in a separate room for state testing, etc. Anyway, thanks to all of this my grades were lowered and I developed an introverted personality. In the sixth grade, I quit soccer and stopped playing sports in total after losing in the first round of march madness for basketball. I got through middle school by barely passing every grade. Until 9th grade or freshman year, that's when I got my grades back up to mainly As and Bs while still keeping my introverted personality. It's not that I started studying, it's more like everything became easier to do. I joined clubs, played some sports, and stayed on the honor roll.

After high school, I tried to get into the college Willy P, but unfortunately, I didn't make it. So I tried to study at a college in Japan to learn animation, but yet again I'm not accepted. 15 schools latter still rejected, right now I bet you're thinking "Watch he's going to get a request to join from like a secret magic or monster school because he's the main character." Well, you would be wrong I gave up, yep because my motto is "If you don't succeed give up." I know, not too motivational but really after 17 times am I really just going to keep trying. So I just decided to find a job, first at Sunbucks I got denied. I mean that's reasonable because my I.Q is 170 and they only had 2 employees, so it's hard not to get rejected. Do you sense the sarcasm, because there is a whole lot of it? Yet again like 20 rejected jobs later I give up, I know I need money to live just wait. So, I graduated high school in 2021 and now it's 2022 so, I've been at all of this for about a year. That's when I decided to ask my friend to let me live with him. I got on my pink bike from the 60s, that totally attracts all of the ladies. I went like 10 miles on that to a giant mansion, walked up to the door and screamed

"JOVONNI IT'S SEAN!!!"

He opens the door replying as polite as humanly possible "What the fuck do you want at 1:30 am, Sean?"

I happily respond "Well after high school my life went downhill..... 20 minutes later after telling life story ..... so now I need a place to stay."

While letting out a heavy yawn he says "Hey Sean, back in school you were able to go 4 days without sleep right?"

"Yup."

"Then forget about living with me, I'm CEO of my own video game company we've been looking for someone to test and review our games we'll even pay you. Here take some money, for now, meet here again on may 16th."

So now I have a job and I'm doing pretty good, that is if you call eating expensive pizza and staying inside all day pretty good. As of right now, it is 11:55 pm on August 24th, 2024 and I'm playing an apocalypse dating simulator.

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12:00 am August 25th, 2024, and BANG, in a sudden flash of light I'm struck with lighting when it's not raining.

INTRO OVER.

You know how they say when someone is passing on they see a light, well I thought it was a heavenly light you stare at for like 10 seconds then you float out of your body into it. But I never expected it so literal, because I've been in a white room with no doors sitting at a table with an interrogation light for the past hour. I mean the heavenly light everyone talks about is an interrogation light, this has to be a joke. "Jesus Christ stop pulling my leg." Ha, get it because I'm dead and going to heaven, and I said, Jesus Christ. I'm sorry for that horrible pun. Then suddenly the shiniest man I've ever seen appears out of nowhere, I don't mean like happy shinny I mean literally glowing. Like you know how you go through 100 Pokemon packs and finally find a legendary shiny, yeah that shiny. He had blonde hair, wore a blue beanie, a blue flannel, and skinny jeans. not you would think a god would look like, that's when he says.

"Sean Thompson we need your help, but first we are turning you into the Harem God."

"WHAT"