The Book of Trolls

This got so off Topic

They put the book down and set out on a short journey for a new book. They searched down the different aisles of bookshelves in the local library. They were about to give up hope of finding another book to waste their time on in the boring afternoon of Saturday, when they suddenly were drawn to a book on a nearby shelf. They scoured the bookshelves high and low searching for their next book victim. When they had almost given up hope, a dark and mysterious, but handsome, book caught their eyes. It was painful to look at, and they probably went blind temporarily, but they made their way towards it anyway. Their footsteps, as always, were in perfect sink.

They slowly pulled the book out of its spot in the bookshelf, like everyone does in the movies (It was so infuriatingly slow that everyone who saw was screaming at them to hurry it up already). When it was finally out they opened it to the middle, once again like in the movies (Once again, every normal human being was screaming at them to open the book like a normal person in the realistic, non-movie world).

"Okay!" they yelled in unison at everyone gathered behind them. They all watched in anxious anticipation as to what could be in a book that had attracted such unusual people.

When the girls returned to the book in front of them, they finally decided to open to the first page (a true miracle in everything that is fake and usually seen in books and movies) and what they saw was mind blowing.

They gasped, ~Le Ghaspt~ once again in unison. "What!" everyone behind them asked. The girls slowly turned the book to show the crowd. Everyone gasped. The look of pure horror and dissatisfaction. Then everyone slowly walked away looking depressed. The girls looked at the page again. It was just as blank as it was when they last saw it. Such a cleshay could only be seen in a movie. They almost cried tears of joy. Their dreams of being in a movie had been recognized by the overlord Beyoncé(or sailor doitsu). Oh what a wondrous and jovial feeling it was, to be granted the wish of being in a movie that doesn't actually exist by the overlord Beyoncé.