A Shitty Story of When My Brother and I Watched Infinity War (Spoilers)

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by SarcasticNEET

by SarcasticNEET

This has spoilers for Infinity War

So uh I know, Infinity War isn't kind of filled with hype anymore but I wanna do this since this stupid story is once again about me and my brother.

Me and my brother walk into the cinema with our parents. My dad had all the food (FUCKING DAD ATE ALL THE CHURROS AND WE WEREN'T EVEN HALFWAY THE MOVIE) which meant he had unlimited access to all the food. My brother already finished his popcorn (like tf) and we haven't even started watching the damn movie. (u kno I feel like my bro only came for the popcorn and fries)

We watch the movie, more like it was just me and my dad who were properly watching the movie, and my bro is fucking wriggling is his seat like a caterpillar I don't know why he was doing that but hey, you do you right?

Okay in all honesty is wriggling was pissing me off

(SPOILER ZONE)

So uh we're into that part where Peter Q and Tony are like making the plan to defeat Thanos and Stephen is (kind of) like glitching out because he's looking into the different possibilities. My bro, on the other hand, wasn't paying attention to the movie but the little shit was instead pinching my arm. He likes Marvel but he's kind of in it just for Spidey.

We get to the end of the movie and I'm just basically on the verge of tears, I wasn't really one to cry but somehow a movie made me almost cry. And I look over to my bro and he's crying fucking waterfalls man, he was hiccuping and sniffling so hard and throw in the fact that he's crying I was all like, "Wait what I thought you weren't listening to the movie. We sit through the credits and wait for the clip and then afterwards, I hear a guy next to me go, "What the actual fuck-" and I didn't hear the rest since he said it to his friend.

We get out of the cinema and my bro isn't crying anymore somehow all his tears are gone and he's already screaming "Hey sis Doctor Strange disintegrated lmaooooo" in my face because Stephen was my favourite. Okay so this time I thankfully didn't choke on any popcorn or something.

Fun Fact: The entire Wakanda fight I was trying to find Ant Man because I thought that he'd be small or something but turns out he isn't in it (Dammit Marvel.)