Patient: Doctor this is my first operation, I'm too nervous.
Doctor: Don't worry, me too.
- SMART
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70 million people are having sex right now! 40 million are planning to have sex. 30 million are dreaming of it and one expert is busy reading this ;)
- Escolar's GM
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Don't Compare me on them. We are different, assh*le!
- Julimae's GM
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QUOTES
Random✖Quotes about love, sadness, pain, joy, God✖ ✖Funny Quotes and line of songs are also included✖ LANGUAGE: •English ✔ •Tagalog✔ •Bisaya ✔
