I Got Hella Hoes

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I finally make it to the house after the most nerve wracking experience but I guess that means he believes me since he agreed to take a test.

I find my baby boy on the floor sleep

  "Baby, wake up, wake up babe," I shake his little shoulders

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"Baby, wake up, wake up babe," I shake his little shoulders.

"Mami?"

"Yea babe it's me, how bout we get off of the floor" I suggest.

"No I'm sleepy" he says turning back over.

"You have to eat then you can go to sleep... in your bed" I tell him.

"I not hungwy mami"

"You haven't ate all day so come on and you can keep me company" I say grabbing him as he rolls over again.

"Okay, fine"

"Let me go check on our crazies and I'll be back"

I run upstairs checking my room for Royalty but she's not in there. So I check Kings room since she likes his toys not there. Loft, not there, I check Henny's room and neither of them are there. I go to the last resort even tho I have a feeling they're not in there, Royalty's room, and there they are fast asleep.

See I don't know what it is but Royalty is afraid to sleep in there so she sleeps with me, Henny, or King. But I wonder what made her sleep in here today but I decide to let them sleep and head back downstairs.

"Mommy where did you go today?" My handsome little man asks curiously.

"I went to a concert what did you do today" I say trying to make conversation .

"Nothing" he shrugs

"Well... what do you wanna do tomorrow" I say handing him a PB&J sandwich.

"Mommy, the sandwich"

"What's wrong with it?" I ask

"You didn't cut it and you didn't give me any milk" he says eying the sandwich.

"I'm sorry," I say cutting it into triangles.

"Mommy, why don't you and Aunt Henny have boyfriends?"

*Not sure if you guys know this but Hennessy dates girls 🌈

"Were just focusing on working and making things work for you and RoRo" I tell him and he hums and after that there's a silence.

"Daddy works?" He asks

"Yea babe, daddy works" I say looking at my hands.

"What does he do?" His eyes full of wonder.

"He's an actor, a good singer, and an even better dancer."

  "He sounds better than you, no offense," he says with a grin

  "That hurt my feelings tho," I say pretending to cry.

   "Don't cry mommy" he says trying to pull my hands away from my face.

  "Just kidding, but you did hurt my feelings a little bit," I tell him

  "Sowwy"

" I have some good news tho," I say wiggling my eyebrows.

  "What, What is it mommy, tell me mommy" he begs.

  " I got to see your daddy today actually and he said he would come and visit you guys soon," I tell him watching his smile grow.

"You wanna know something else?"

"What?"

"I posted your pictures online and the ladies love you" I say grinning.

  "Does that mean I have hoes?" He asks

And even tho I know I shouldn't I couldn't help but laugh. "You can't say stuff like that Papí, or mommy will get in trouble," I tell him still laughing.

"I wonder if daddy has hoes" he says staring at nothing.

"Yea he does"

"Are you a hoe?"

"No"

"Do you have hoes"

"Yes, I have hella hoes"

"Then I have hella hoes too"

"Okay time to wash your mouth out with soap and some lemon" I say giggling as I rub his fluffy hair.

  "Hey baby, I'm not going to be here tomorrow morning but I need you to make sure RoRo is up at 9:30, can you do that?" I ask him and he nods his little head.

  "I will mama" he says looking up at me.

"Okay"

  "Can I go to sleep mama" he asks rubbing his eyes.

  "Yea come on let's get you into bed I say picking him up, he lays his head in the crook of my neck. Way too quickly I start to hear light snores.

  I lay him in my bed and cover him in a blanket before I turn the bed fan on.  I curl up beside my baby boy before pulling out my phone and seeing a text message from an unknown number.

Unknown: Hey I'm free next Tuesday

Cardi: Who is this

Unknown: U know who it is

Cardi: I need clarification

Unknown: It's Chris

Cardi has changed your name to Chris.

Chris: I only get Chris

Cardi: Pretty Much

Chris: snap me real quick

Cardi: What makes you think I got you on snap 🤔

Chris:

Chris: Now there is no excuse now snap me

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Chris: Now there is no excuse now snap me.

We snapped each other all night until I told him I have to work in the morning.

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⏰ Last updated: May 26, 2018 ⏰

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