Thank you to @Big-dreamer_ for helping me come up with this. Yes, I am making it into a real thing. Enjoy!
I was sailing the oceans around the world. I was a pirate, a very well known pirate. I have slaughtered many, but befriended many more.
One time, I saw another ship approach, and it belonged to none other than captain foxy the dreaded. He sailed his ship right up next to me and swung from his ship on a rope and landed on my deck.
"Why are you here, Fox?" I spat at him. "Why I be looking for something that you have." And with that he stole my heart...
And my lungs
And intestines
And head
And arms
And legs
And all of me in general
He was a savage beast, but I got my revenge. While he was sleeping, I snuck aboard his ship, stole all of my stuff back, and his stuff, and swam away. But not before throwing him overboard.
2 years later
There I was, standing aboard my ship, sailing through the sea. Then I saw it, the ship of captain foxy the dreaded. I stole his stuff once, and I shall do it again.
There I saw it, captain foxy himself, ordering around his crew. "Yer gonna walk the plank if Ye don't scrub the poop deck!"
I decided that now was my chance. While he was distracted i snuck on board and walked behind captain foxy. "Did you miss me, fox?"
I knocked him out and stole all of his stuff. His crew all saw how fabulous I was and joined my crew.
This is how captain foxy the dreaded became captain foxy the meme.
The authors now have billions of dollars and own their own island in Hawaii.
The end.
Lol.
