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once upon a nighttime they was a horse who had very small hooves.

when i looked at the horses you have too jump three times.

i wanna be like a carrot because there very orange while they are delicious and juicy.

i hope i can die while mastrubating with a dildo.

memes are rape while they are touching my pepe they also touch the butt.

how long is a penis, i really like big cocks as much as a chubaca

coke is one fuck especially when inserted in the cavity but they hurt me in, come from a cow who's called helga washington.

bunnies are fucking cats like raging teenagers and white men in black suits.

sid has very small wewe but he's self conscious about johnny depp, he also likes butt sex while mastrubating to beans.

i love the big giant clown next to me as much as a rabbit having sex with a old woman.

plugs are useful also when they get stuck in the sink and they like to wiggle about inside your garbage bin.

the television is so hot it needs a fan from all the porn that his owner likes ice-cream while watching gay sex while he mastrubates with a donut.

my hats are very fitting as its cosy like a sock while i dance with my shirt off in public because I'm a little bitch who likes to rub my nipples inside a school hall while kids watch me confused and dazed.

my door is like wood and is as hard as my mallet with my suitcase around my head as i wanna die in the airport because logic.

i like to fuck little boys in a priests basement while filming it live with girls and the victim watching ncis and broadcasting it live to the news while hitting a little boy with my weiner.

girls like big cucumbers in there rectum lubed up with vaseline that smells off fish while touching my dog while he's asleep and then getting him to fuck me while he has diarrhoea that has worms in it.

tell me awful things as i watch a small kid being molested in a park by a big black guy named big bubba.

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