Seryu stared down at the bipedal metal tiger creature. She drew curious about this new member from Night Raid, but knowing Seryu, there was no gray area between good or evil. She viewed Braedey as a legitimate threat, and Night Raid a close second. She had to kill Braedey before Night Raid get a hold of him.
"I'm not sure who or what you are, Leobreaker." Seryu spat. "But you do not know the true power of my Imperial Arms!"
"LEMME TELL YOU SOMETHING, IMPERIAL GUARD SERYU UBIQUITOUS, I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT AN IMPERIAL ARMS ARE, BUT WHAT I DO KNOW IS THAT AFTER I'M DONE SMACKING YOUR DOG AROUND LIKE A RAG DOLL HE IS WITH THOSE MUTATED PENGUIN FLIPPERS FOR ARMS, I WILL CHASE AFTER YOU AND WHOOP YOUR BUTT!" Leobreaker shouted with a cocky smile; Mine and Sheele tried to hold in their laughter. "AND AFTER I WHOOP YOUR BABY BUTT, I WILL STRETCH OUT YOUR ANUS, AND WEAR IT LIKE A SCARF!"
"What did you say?" Seryu was getting annoyed. "And... ew?"
"I MEANT TO SAY SPANK YOUR BUTT SINCE YOU'RE JUST A LITTLE BABY IN THAT BOOBIFIED SUIT!" Leobreaker yelled with pride.
"Are you proud of that, Braedey?" Mine laughed. Leobreaker ignored her; Seryu was just about had it with Leobreaker's mouth.
"Korro, crush that thing!" Seryu ordered. Korro was mighty glad to do so because IT had enough with Leobreaker's mouth. Korro sped over to Leobreaker ready to beat him to smithereens; Leobreaker was about ready to show this canine what he was all about until Sheele came in, blocking Leobreaker from doing so.
"Leobreaker , Mine just stay behind me!" Sheele held her sword-scissors.
"WHAT? GIMME THOSE!" Leobreaker ordered, taking the scissors from Sheele, dapping the ground, draping the weapons over his shoulders, counting to five below his knees; and when Korro got close, Leobreaker swatted him.
"IT'S GOOD!" Rath smacked the dog up against the tree, "YOU GUYS TAKE CARE OF AUBURN GIRL!" Leobreaker ordered, chasing after Korro. Seryu shot at Leobreaker's head, the response was not good.
"Um, she shot you in the head and... you didn't even flinch." Mine asked. "Why am I... should I be shocked by this?"
Leobreaker turned over towards Seryu, who was frantically shooting at Leobreaker; Korro responded in kind and started to dash its way towards Leobreaker, only to be smacked again by the lamp post, snapping it in half.
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FanfictionBraedey Martin never seems to run out of crazy adventures, but this has to be one of his craziest yet, and definitely takes the cake. When he is discovered by Night Raid, a group of assassins fighting for the Revolutionary Army, Braedey must decide...