Anime prank call

fourth anime prank: Edward Elric from fullmetal alchemist

me: (watching anime) who to prank (leans back)

(phone ring)

me: hello who is it

Alphonse Elric: hello Rosa

me: Alphonse hey what did your brother do is he still mad at me

Alphonse: he didn't do anything but I heard about your prank calling and I want you to prank call my brother

me: Alphonse Elric are you telling me to prank your short crazy brother

Alphonse: yes please

Edward Elric: (in the backround) SOMEONE CALLED ME SHORT IT MUST HAVE BEEN ROSA

me: I'll do it just shut him up (hangs up) I'm going to need some crazy help for this one

(later at my house)

Crazyfriend: hey I got your message who the prank

me: Edward Elric is our prank target and we need it to be good

Crazyfriend: awesome (grabs phone)

(dials number)

Edward: hello

Crazyfriend: yes, is this Edward Elric I'm Dr. Free can you come in for a checkup

me: (in the backround) doctor your next appointment ready

Edward: sure

(hang up)

me: everything is waiting at the location let get pranking (smiles)

(at the hospital)

Edward: hello I'm here for my appointment

me: (looks up) oh sure follow me we need height and weight (stand up)I'm your nurse my name is Rosa by the way

Edward: I know someone by that name we don't talk anymore through (steps on scale)

me: okay your in room one right here (sit at computer) may I be blunt here your kinda small for your age

Edward: WHAT WAS THAT

me: sorry sir the doctor should be here soon (works on computer)

(knock knock)

Dr. free (Crazyfriend): hello Edward your here for a simple review of your health nurse

me: yes doctor (leaves) ready for the next part (laughed)

(few minutes later)

Edward: I AM NOT SHORT AND YOU CAN COUNT ON ME CHANGING DOCTORS (slam door)

(empty room)

(on P.A.) the countdown

3

2

1

(pie in the face)

Edward: WHAT THE WAS I JUST PRANKED THIS IS ROSA'S FAULT WHERE IS SHE

me: like bye (run off to hide)

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