Elegant and Muscular

Bring Him Home

"Oh no! Winry🎅 has become a Lesbian👭!" Whispered Ed to Al 🚅.

"What!" Shouted Al 🚅. "The alcohol 🍷 is too loud!🍉🍆🛀"

"Are you drunk again, Al🚅?"
*When Al🚅 got his body back, he became a raging alcoholic😤🍷*

"Ed, Al🚅" said Winry 🎅, nervous and flustered. "Fancy seeing 👀 you here."

Feeling betrayed by his fiancee, Winry 🎅👖, he left to go to Izumi and Sig's house.

Meanwhile, Armstrong 💪 and Sig had gone home and were showing off their 'muscles' to eachother.

"Oh, Sig." Said Armstrong 💪. "Your abdominals are so strong."

"Armstrong 💪. Your quadriceps are soo big." Moaned Sig.

All of a sudden, Ed walked through the door 🚪 while Sig and Armstrong 💪 were touching eachother.

"Oh, Ed." Said Armstrong 💪. "I thought you and Al 🚅 were at the zoo 🙉💩👽👭."

Ed realized what was happening      👉👌💪 🍞and immediately ran 🏃back out the door 🚪.