yuwin × one-shots

Cupid

"So, Winwin," Joy casually says as she leans on the locker next to his. "Would you mind if I get your number?"

Winwin seemed taken aback by Joy's very straightforward question and Joy bit her lip, praying he would say yes.

He did. Which she did see coming since the boy was the sweetest person alive; and she felt bad for pestering him so much.

But for free food every Saturday for five years, she didn't really have much of a choice.

"Thanks, Winwin!" Joy gleefully waved at the retreating boy who waved back at her.

Finding a good spot to hide, she made a very important phonecall to her boss.

"Hello?" Her boss answers.

"Mushi mushi bitch, guess who just got Dong Sicheng also known as Winwin's number," Joy smugly stated.

"Seriously? Holy shit," Boss Yuta swore. "What are you doing? Text it to me!"

"Woah, calm down, lover boy, I'm in the process of doing that. And you do know it would have been easier if you did all this instead of making me do it with the promise of free food for five years, you pussy."

Yuta sighed. "It's not that easy, Joe, I-"

"Stop calling me Joe!"

" -would honestly love to. But I might freak him out if I go to him personally. And we don't even know if he bats that way yet."

Joy rolled her eyes. He was making it too big of a deal. "But honestly, free food for five years? You must really like him."

There was a small pause, "... I do. A lot."

"That's disgusting," Joy stated, which earned a snort from Yuta, "but at the same time surprisingly sweet, don't worry, I got you. Operation: Capture Winwin's heart for Takoyaki loser will now begin."

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Winwin was somewhat weirded out.

Joy had been following him around for the whole week but he was too nice to tell her to go away.

Don't get him wrong, he really liked Joy, she was really funny and a great friend to him but she was just... around too much. She was everywhere and it made Winwin feel uncomfortable.

"Are you dating anyone, Winwin?" Joy asked as they were walking out of school.

That was another reason he felt awkward.

She was very straightforward and asked relationship-related questions a lot and it gave off the feeling that Joy liked him which was bad because he didn't like her that way.

He didn't like any girls that way.

He didn't want to hurt her feelings, and there was a gorgeous guy who once blocked his locker and is on the soccer team that Winwin was dying to know the name of and Joy was the only person who could help since she knew everyone and well... Joy was one of his only friends in his new school.

But if he asked her about the cute guy she might realize a fact about Winwin and it might break her heart. Winwin didn't like hurting anyone. Especially someone as nice and friendly as Joy.

"No, not at the moment," Winwin swiftly answered her. "And Joy?"

"Hmm?" Joy replied, somewhat distractedly, typing away on her phone.