..... NIKKI'S FAULT!
So... I have nothing to say except for....
GENDER: meh. Hell it can be a cow either way. Lol JK idrc if it's a guy or girl, just as long as they has the personality and stuff :/
Personality:
Kind, sweet, perverted, flirtatious, understands that I'm a perverted freak too, mmm... LOVES FUCKING AOT! IF THEY DON'T I'LL MAKE EM! Er.... Book lover, smurt.. Hm. Understands that I hang with Gys more than girl cause I have a guy peraonlality. HM.. ENJOYS VIDEO GAMES!!!! Knows I'M a tsundere... Will give me the remote any time lol,loves criminal and horror investigation .... Knows that I have a twisted head and I might snap any moment...... I'M GROSS LOL. er... LOVES TINY SNAKESSSSS
Scenariosss?:
Bf: Comyyyy...
Me: yes?
Bf: COMEEEEYYYYYYTTT
Me: Y-yes?
BF: *screeches* COMEEEEYYYYYYYYYTTTTTTT
Me: WHAT OMG!
Bf:...... Hihi.. I love you~
Me: Mmmmmph.. F-fuck you! *blushes and pushed him away
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Me: Mmm..~ *stomach rumbles*...
Bf: Is my baby hungry ;0;
Me: I AIN'T NO BABY FOE!
Bf: oh... My baby is hungry! Let's go stop by at McDonald's!
Me: YEY OKAY!!!!
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Me: *sees a black kitty through the window*I... I want him..
Bf: Oh... Babe.. I'm sorry, we can't get him...
Me: Oh.. It's fine...
~birthday/Christmas er whatever~
BF: BABE! SANTA GOT YOU SOMETHING!
Me: Ano? Ang madalang araw.. (What? It's so early..)
Bf: I got present from Santa, and a note! Instead of you giving him cookies, he gave you some choco chip ones! Also.. A present!
Me: YESSS CHOCOOOO! WHAT'S IN THAT?
Bf: Careful! It's fragile!
Me: KK BITCH! *teers it open and hears meowing* .... OH... MY.... FUCK.
Yeah. We're not having children yet. Nahh I hate kids -0- but if we do..
Son: MUM!
ME: YES BACH?
SON: SIS WON'T STOP KICKING ME!
ME: YEAH! GO SKYLAAAR!
DAUGHTER: WOOOO!
BF: FIGHT BACK SON, FIGHT BACK!
~~BULLYINH SITUATION~~
Son: m-mum... I got bullied..
Me:... Oh. And who's this unwanted person who can burn in hell?
Son: Richard..
Me: Perfect name for the perfect asshole. Come here *carries son* which one is it?
Son: *points at a guy*
Me: *runs towards him with Bach (Bach's full name is Bachelor... No judge..) On her back, carries Richard by his backpack and runs at the school's backyard*
Ric: GET OFF ME WHORE!
Me: Oh look who's talking. Children like you need to shut your mouth...
BF: ... *grabs popcorn and holds Skylar next to him* Want some?
Sky: Sure! Thanks daddy!
Me: *grips onto his collar*
Ric: *shivers* l-let go of me you asshole!
Me: are you talking about yourself? *grip tightens*
Bf/Sky: WOOOO!
Ric: N-no..
Me: still has the guts to talk back huh? Heheh.. What're the insults he game you Bach?
Bach: he called me a bird brain..
Me: At least Bach has a brain.
Bach: He called me ugly..
Me: oh. Well, since he doesn't have a brain, he must've think he was looking into a mirror.
Bach/Sky/BF: THAT'S WHY WE LOVE YA!
Me: You don't know how much you disgust me.. You're very lucky to be a kid.. My daughter doesn't do much damage. *snaps fingers* attack all you want sweety, I'll deal with the parents.
Sky: YEAH FUCK YEAH! LET'S GO BACH! LET'S KILL THIS ASS!
Bach: Y-yeah!
Bf: I love my family :3
YOU ARE READING
Kind of like a diary
Randomthis is kinda like a public diary, I will challenge myself to write things that I did in this book everyday. Feel free to read :D
