A collection of original BTS one shots.
Chapter One:
Taehyung should have thought this through, he really should have, but he can't change the past and now he has to explain to the security that he has a dick piercing, just great.
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Taehyung was always a lightweight. All throughout his life he had religiously stayed away from alcohol in fear that he would get drunk and do some stupid shit like he'd heard on social media. His friends always drunk beer and took shot after shot when they hung out, but Taehyung just had a diet coke and pushed away the shaking hands holding red solo cups full of alcohol that his friends offered.
The one time that Taehyung got drunk, and the last time if he had anything to do with it, ended...interestingly to say the least. By interestingly I mean that he woke up in his room with a soreness in his crotch and chest area. Considering his room was still clean and tidy and he was fully dressed, he crossed drunk sex out of his list, but you could never be sure. Getting out of bed that day was a nightmare, feeling the metal brush against his clothes was a nightmare and taking a shower only to find two new additions to his body was absolute hell.
Taehyung now had nipple piercings and a dick piercing.
He called in sick that day, the intense hangover mixed with the anxiety over what he did to his body while he was drunk was definitely not going to let him wait tables that day.
Now, having had those piercing for two years, Taehyung can say he's hidden them fairly well. One thing's for sure; swimming has become a big no-no, he doesn't want people to stare at his chest and he definitely doesn't want elderly woman hitting him with their cane. Another thing; summer is the worst season in existence for him. How the hell is he supposed to make nipple piercing unnoticeable when every T-shirt he wears shows the outline of them? Girls had it easier since bras helped cover them but Taehyung was a guy and as flat as ever. So yeah, summer's an absolute bitch and he's pretty sure the people who came into the diner were not just staring at his face, but this is not why we're here.
