Let's start with a list of things NOT to do if you want to live
•get Oprah to sit on you
•make toast in the tub
•go to any basketball court and scream "I hate black people!"
•get fucked by any black guy ever (WARNING: DOING SAID THING WILL CAUSE YOU TO SPLIT IN HALF ENTIRELY)
•get fucked by me (SAME WARNING AS LAST TIME)
•tell me my name is a girls' name
Ok now let's make a list on what you SHOULD do:
•Vote this book (not really a book :P)
•Avoid giving a blonde teenage girl any form of attention (WARNING: GIVING A BLONDE ATTENTION WILL RESULT IN YOU DYING BEFORE SHE CAN FINISH TALKING TO YOU, THE CONVERSATION GOES ON FOR EVER)
•tell me I'm handsome :)
