Sometimes in a book there will be millions of super tiny spiders on page three of a book. Luckily, I know a way to kill the page 3 spiders!
Step 1: Grab an old, boring book (Spiders are so used to hearing screams all the time they get super bored of it, so they have evolved to eat boredness)
Step 2: grab some glitter
Step 3: smear the entire front page with glue
Step 4: cover the front page with glitter! (Preferably pink)
Now the Spiders are so not bored they explode!!!
Congratulations, you just stopped yourself from squealing and sounding like an idiot!
