Kalopsia

Update 18: Irritation

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What you are about to read is unfiltered so it may contain some mild swearing. This is a rant.

    Have you ever just wanted to reach through the phone, taken the person you're talking/RolePlaying with's face... and just slap the crap out of it?
    Just WAPAM! Get decked in the shnoz.
    I really wanna do that sometimes, but physics keeps telling me I can't.
    One day though.
    Let me explain my situation.
    So I'm part of this roleplay, right? It's a werewolf roleplay and the only reason why I joined was because a friend asked me to. I'll be up front right now- I hate role-playing with immature people. (The ones with tiny replies that are only two sentences long or are unrealistic in the given parameters.) One of their wolves was six feet tall. SIX. FEET. TALL.
    "It's a werewolf roleplay, Jo. That's not realistic already."
     This answer PISSES me off. No shite it's unrealistic, but every genre has its own version of "realistic."
    Blue wolves? Black and gold pelts?
    Why on Earth would they be colored that?
    One had purple hair as a human... If you're a werewolf, hated by humans, WHY would you make that choice?
    It's like all sense of realism goes out the window just because it's a fantasy genre. Seriously, wtf?! It irks the crap out of me, especially when these ignorant kids (sometimes they aren't even kids) try and snap back when I correct them on something.
    On one thread, the setting was the kitchen and these two people pop in after the scene has been finished and one gets lost in the forest and the other, injured I might add, is just wandering around.
    First, how tf do you get lost in the same woods you'd lived in for a YEAR with the NOSE OF A WOLF??? Honestly, it's like their wolf is retarded or something. Secondly, when I suggested that they continue their scenes in a more proper place (like the FOREST section maybe??) one has the audacity to reply "no." And continued to say she didn't have to.
    Really?? Are you kidding me? Not to mention both of them constantly calling their characters beautiful. That's not important. Just say it once and get it done with! Even one time is too much because calling your character beautiful is biased anyway. Someone might not think so. Paint your beautiful picture with description like "bright, Auburn locks of hair cascaded around her shoulders and curled delicately at the ends." That's so much better than "she twisted her beautiful purple hair between her fingers, her hair was in perfect waves."
    Which brings us to another point.
    PUNCTUATION AMD GRAMMAR DAMMIT.
    This is the main reason why I hate role-playing with amateurs. Some, it doesn't bother me with because they're trying and I can still understand them, but if they have so many issues with their replies that I can't bear to read through their comment even through the third sentence (if there is one) then I can't roleplay with them. I just can't. It's the main reason why my characters typically end up being such asses cause I can't stand replying to someone who doesn't give my effort to be grammatically correct a single care. They take my character for granted and my irritation leeks through my fingers into my words.
    I can't stand being part of a world where the difference between there, their, and they're doesn't exist! Only in special cases does it not bother me nearly at all and that's just if I know the person is trying and if they're polite. If they're snooty and aggressive, I'm outy. I've gotten *this* close to leaving that werewolf roleplay MANY times just like yesterday and I'm not sure how much more I can tolerate of a few of the people in there. Deep breaths, Jo. Deep breaths.