School Sucks! (Especially when your an Underwedge)

Chapter 1: Underwedge?

(Internal Monologue)
I never really got how people can be so aggressive, especially to someone younger than you. It's obvious you're better than me and you're stronger than me, so why be such a bully!

(David Monologue )
I go to an all boy school, and in my school there were 3 groups of people Bullies, Nerds, and the lucky ones. The first two are obvious but the lucky ones aren't popular nor lame but just students who were never bothered. I thought I was one when I started my first day of school...but I was so wrong.

Ring...RIng...RINg...RING!!!
David:huh?
David looks up from his pillow and sees his alarm clock reading 7:55. David stops and really looks at the clock.
David: Good thing class doesn't start till 8.
-Pause-
David: Shit!
David pulls off his sheets and jumps out of bed wearing only his red briefs and white t-shirt, he rushes over to his dresser and pulls open the handle, before he has even time to react he feels movement in his lower back. Before David has time to turn around there is a sharp pain that goes up his ass and balls.
David:OWWW
Kevin:HAHAH
David looks around and sees his older brother Kevin dangling himself in mid air. The waistband of the red briefs are being inhumanly stretched.
Kevin: Nothing like a Monday wedgie, to get you excited for your first day of the school year.
Kevin begins bouncing David a little for every word he speaks
David: Ow...Kevin...ow....stop...I'm...ow...ow...going to be late...ow...for...school!!
Kevin: Have I taught you anything dork Kevin lets go of David but before David has time to fix his underwear, Kevin puts him in a headlock.
Kevin: Maybe I have to wash your ears?
Kevin sticks his finger deep into his mouth and wets it really good.
David:No,No Kevin please sto-
David'a plea has no effect on Kevin has he buries his wet finger deep in David's ear. This sends shivers down David'a spine.
David: ew
Kevin pushes David away as David furiously rubs his ear.
David looks at the clock, 7:58
David:Look Kevin now I'm gonna be late to my 1st day of the school year
Kevin:Calm down you big baby
Kevin walks over to the clock and starts pushing buttons
David: You changed the time on my clock?! Why!?
Kevin: Because I had to do my brotherly duties of getting you up, and the wedgie definitely did the trick. Almost an atomic if I do say so myself.
David forgot about the underwear digging into his butt and began fishing it out.
David: Well thanks for the wedgie, I guess. Can I back to bed now, or do you want to give me a purple nurple or something?
Kevin laughs
Kevin: No, I want to talk, well more of help you.
David moves closer to his bed
David: What could you possibly help me with?
Kevin:School, you are a big target of becoming an underwedge.
David:Underwedge?
Kevin:Underclassmen who become a bullies personal Nerd.
David:Haha very funny
Kevin:David I couldn't be anymore serious, I went to this school for a lot of years, I know how it works. And the only way you can survive is becoming an Losner.
David: Losner?
Kevin:They are considered a Loser among the Bullies but pose no nerd qualities that Bullies hunt after.
David:Why are you telling me this? I thought you didn't like me.
Kevin looks shocked even a little hurt
Kevin:Were brothers and I'm the oldest I'm supposed to pick on you and make you be tougher, so those other kids don't. I feel like this past years I haven't been doing my part, so I want to make up for it, since I leave soon.
David remembers that Kevin will be gone a whole 4 months to some other country to do help some organization or something. It's weird for David to think of Kevin as helpful, but he was, he was doing right now.
But David is still questioning things
Kevin: I'm not gonna lie, I have made a lot of enemies in there that might take it out on you.