Another prison story

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Once upon a time, we were wandering around the woods when we came upon this rock. The rock said "Don't talk to the monkey named Steve". So then we steped on the rock and continued wandering. Then we saw something move. We looked over and saw something shiny. Whatever it was, was buried under leaves. We removed the leaves to see a Chevy, Impala. So we got into the car and started driving off. Then a monkey popped out of the back seat. He said "Hi, my name is Steve and I like gummy bears." We drove to our school Matheson Jr. High. On the way there we saw a unicorn we pulled over and let him in the car. Back to driving to the school. Then the monkey yelled ugly person. Then we hit Jake. Who started chasing after the car so I ran him over again. Steve jumped out the window because it was raining gummy bears and skittles. So he was going insane. So I turned on the radio and had a dance party in the middle of the road. Then a zombie crashed our party. Then we killed the zombie. The police started chasing us. So we stole a police car. Then we got caught by the police. The unicorn made a rainbow and confused the officers we tried sneaking away but they caught us anyway.
Then we ended up in prison.
We escaped prison because French fries, hamburgers, popcorn, and ice cream attacked the prison wall and broke us out.

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