Hey. My friend... -she wanted at least SOMEONE (Me) to write this stuff. XD
I take requests, and this may become smut or something lol
(Oh yeah, I own the drawings on notebook paper)
"Where are they?" You asked yourself, still looking for pineapples. Your bare feet dragged on until they met a flat, and cooler surface. You heard choppy breaths coming from a tangle farther in front of you. You saw overgrown black hair pouring out of a tangle of bushes. It must be Simon. He's probably pooping over there, I should leave so he doesn't think me wrong. . . cute bastard. You swerved around, trying to be quiet. A sudden pain pierced your foot, and you screamed.
You stamped like a wild animal, whining, then seeing the menacing fire ants running across your feet, you screamed again. "Damn these stupid ants! Get off me! Ow -Ouch!"
Simon leapt to his feet and pushed you to safety, letting you sit down through your frantic kicks. He brushed off your feet with the quick gentle passes of leaves. "(Y/N) are they all off now?"
"Uh, I-I think they are?" You looked up at him to see clear streams running from his eyes and nose. His tan face was flush of crying. So he wasn't pooping, he was crying alone there.
"I'm sorry, I'm just stressed." He wiped his face on his tattered sleeve.
You scratched your itchy scalp, "No, no, it's fine. I'm that way too.
The two of you sat next to each other. You felt tense, not wanting to seem like you liked him, because you did. Silent moments were filled in with birds and palm leaves, and the occasional scolds of Ralph, ranting about fire, and Jack and his hunters chanting about killing pigs. It was peaceful.
Simon spoke up. "I don't really like Jack."
"Yeah. He's obsessed with killing things."
"(Y/N), you wouldn't mind meeting here tomorrow, I mean, you don't have to it's"
"-No, no, it's fine, I'd really like to!"
"Okay, so tomorrow then?"
"Yep! Unless Ralph says otherwise, like-"
"BUILD A FIRE!" Simon mimicked. You both laughed.
Quickly Simon lunged a hug at you, and out of surprise you flinched back and the two of you fell in 'that anime false love position.' He was on all fours above you while you lay on your back. Both of your eyes widened. The moment lasted a cringe-worthy amount of time. Simon and you quickly scrambled up, and nervously laughed.
You both embraced each other. Behind you a familiar voice rang out.
"Um . . . I found some pineapples, (Y/N)." Maurice said, holding like five innocent pineapples.
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Simon Senpai note: This was super cringe because my name is Simon, so I just -I don't know, please understand I want to impress readers and my "friend" who anted me to do this, so you'll see worse ;p Thanks for reading! Please comment on what you liked and what I could do better, it rilly halps dudes! Boi.
