Beyblade Burst on Crack

Sometime Without Ben

Me: IM BOOOOOORED!!
Bear: MEH TOOOO
Ken: Explain.
Me: What?
Everyone in the room Except Bear: WHY DIDNT YOU UPDATE!?
Me: Well, I was...
Ken: You can't fly...
Me: .....Damnit...
Gajeel: WHAT THE FUCK WERE U DOING!?
Me: Watching Vines and Playing Minecraft...
Ken: Isn't Minecraft for Nerds?
Me: Well, My sister wanted it so I downloaded it and she was happy...
Natsu: WHAT KIND OF VINES!?
Me: Quesadilla or something like that....
Bear: ..........Was it good...
Me: It was even funnier than the other vines..
Natsu: I KNOW THAT LADY!!!
Me: 'I'm supposed to be having a great summer'
Natsu: 'But I can't get out of bed'
Me and Natsu: *slide next to each other* 'THIS COMFORTABLE'

Ken and Gajeel: OK THATS ENOUGH!
Me: NOPE
Natsu: WE WILL BE WATCHING VINES AGAIN!!
Bear: Where's Ben?
Me: Oh he's gone for a few weeks...
Bear: Oh....
Me: DONT FUCKING WORRY MY DUDE I MADE THIS!! *throws Ben Plushie at her*
Bear: *looks at it* ITS SOFT...
Me: Ok so apparently I know there's going to be war...
Ken: Why?
Everyone: WHY!?
Me: Well, y'all know someone called daigoswifey ?
Gajeel: YEAH!!
Me: My lil cousin named Scar has a huge crush on Daigo...
Daigo: *pokerface*
Me: And those two are going into war....
Daigo: I IS LOVED!!
Me: And my Cousin who's older than me but smaller has a crush on Ben...
Bear: WHAT!?
Me: Her name is Salty
Bear: *gets shotgun* WERE GOING INTO WAR!!
Me: RATED PG-13