And a Side of Sanders

Questions from Emotionless Robot? Part One

Hey, Logan, Virgil, Patton, and Roman, how are you guys doing? You ready to answer some fan questions?

*they all nod to different degrees with Roman and Patton being the most enthusiastic and Virgil being the least excited by miles*

Jay: Our first question comes from dotty_hall_248: Favourite movie?

Logan: Hm, favorite movie? For me, I think it would have to be either The Truman Show, or iRobot, that is not including some very excellent documentaries I highly enjoy such as Faces which is a BBC documentary.

Patton: Oh, is it my turn yet? Can I tell them my favorite movie yet?

Logan:  Go right ahead, Patton.

Patton: Yes! Okay, my favorite movie ever is... Oh no, I can't just pick one... This is hard, um, how about the last one of my favorites that I watched, does that work, Jay?

Jay:  Yup, that works perfectly for me, go right ahead.

Patton: Okay, the last of my favorites that I watched was Barbie Fairytopia, the characters are just so darn cute and they all learned how to accept each other in the end and it just makes me so happy, Kiddo. It's your turn Roman!!

Roman: Me? My favorite movie is any dis-

Jay: I'm going to stop you right there, Roman, we all get that you're known as the Disney geek of the group, but I think you should show us a little bit more of what makes you, you, could you give us other movies you enjoy that aren't Disney?

Roman: Oh, well, you're kinda putting me on the spot, but I guess if I would have to choose something other than Disney, it would be The Princess Bride.

Jay: Thank you for cooperating, Roman, I'm sorry for putting you on the spot. Okay, now it's your turn Virgil, what's your favorite movie?

Virgil: I guess I don't really have one... I dunno.

Jay: I'm sure you have at least one favorite, what would it be?

Virgil: I guess I kind of like Edward Scissorhands, I sort of kinda relate to Edward a little bit.

Jay: NoCh1llPanda asks: Favorite cookie?

Logan: I assume we are to go with our favorite type of cookie. My favorite type is Sugar Cookies.

Patton: Awww... Logan, that's no fun...

Jay: If that's his favorite, that's his favorite, who are we to judge Patton, we probably like things Logan isn't super fond of.

Patton: You're right... I guess my favorite cookie would have to be either Gingerbread Cookies, Snickerdoodles, or Chocolate chip, it depends on what sounds good.

Roman: Oh, it's my turn, I would have to say that my favorite cookie is called, well it goes by a couple of different names the two most recognizable names are Russian Tea Cakes and Mexican Wedding Cookies.

Jay: Oh I love those too, and plus, my grandma used to make these amazing Orange cookies with orange icing that never lasted very long... Man do I crave those... Anyway, Virgil, what's your favorite kind?

Virgil: I like these chocolate no-bake oatmeal cookies, it's too much work to try and work the oven and it's very easy to give yourself burns from the oven...

Jay: Alright, our next question is from Katniss_55: Favorite Ship(s)\ OTP?

Roman: Do you mean the kind of ship that sails the ocean?

Virgil: Heh... No, I'm sure that's not it. I think this Katniss person is asking if we have any couples we really love from books, tv, or movies.

Jay: Nice one Virgil, that's absolutely correct.

Virgil: For instance, I ship Daniel Howell and his bed.

Roman: Oh, then I guess I ship Buttercup and Wesley.

Patton: Oh, I ship Blue and Magenta, from Blue's Clues, they're just so cute *squeals of delight can be heard*

Logan: I understand that you all have these interests and draw some conclusions with who belongs with who in a romantic sense, but I myself have none of these 'ships' that you speak of.

Jay: Oh, here's one from  A_Trashy_Nightmare : Fave Quote?

Roman: Oh That's easy, my favorite quote is from broadway star actress Sierra Boggess, 'You are enough, you are so enough, it's unbelievable how enough you are.'

Jay: Oh man, that's a really good one, my friend, who directed the musical I was in, told me that one and it always makes me feel better.

Logan: Well, then I suppose I must quote, Leonard Nimoy, 'Logic is the beginning of wisdom, not the end'.

Jay: Did you quote him because he used your nickname?

Logan: I was not aware of that fact.

Patton: Oh, my favorite quote is from Princess Diana, 'Only do what your heart tells you'.

Jay: That is an appropriate quote, Patton, it's very sweet. Virgil, how about you?

Virgil: I dunno, I guess I'll quote Hamlet...

Roman: Ooooh, the Bard

Jay: Oh man, I got to be in Hamlet this year, what are you quoting from, the Grave Digger Scene? Poor Yorick? Ummm.. To thine own self be true? Something is rotten in the state of Denmark? Oh, the ghost scenes?

Virgil: Act 3 scene 3 Line 92: No

Jay: Oh man, that's no fun, Virgil, there's some really cool stuff in Hamlet, like a play within a play and a scene where gravediggers talk about how Ophelia was only buried in the church-grounds because she was a noble-woman.

*the four sides turn and stare at Jay in surprise*

Jay: Okay, I'll admit, I'm a bit of a theatre and Shakespeare nerd... Next question is from @chesseyfry : Roman and Virgil, who's the dom in your relationship?

Roman: *blushes profusely* uhhh well, ummmm...

Virgil: That's a secret *winks*

Jay: Okay, well, we should hear from my good friend xXFurfagXx , who has a bunch of questions, but I'll go ahead and ask the most pertinent: Fast dumb zombies or slow intelligent zombies?

Patton: Can I have neither, zombies are scary?

Jay: *nods in agreement*

Logan: Considering the fact that the fast zombies go at normal human speeds, I believe it would behoove me to try and outsmart them.

Roman: I believe that I would prefer to fight with a Zombie Dragon-Witch instead.

Virgil: I would not be put in that situation.

Jay: Well, thanks for answering questions Logan, Patton, Virgil, and Roman. I know some of the questions were a bit difficult. I Hope you all will be open to answering more questions in the future, and I hope all of the readers will be willing to ask more questions.

All: Peace out Guys, Gals, and NonBinary Pals!!!