My Homecoming Experience

Finding a Date

I think it's obvious that you can't look like an absolute loser without a date. Loser is kind of a cliche word, I think a better word would be retard or cringelord. Call it whatever you want, but the point is that I needed a date if I was gonna not look like I had no life. My brother is going with his girlfriend so I think it will be appropriate if I got a date myself. Easy, just ask a girl. Right? Besides we're going as a group, because otherwise my brother's girlfriend's father won't let her go, so the bigger the group the better. Also I wanna look cool infront of the group so yeah.

I had been in a group project recently where we had to film a short tech support skit. There was a very pretty girl in my group. The atmosphere I had in that group was sarcastic. I was the sarcastic funny guy. So I found her Instagram and decided to sarcasticly ask her out. If she said no, no problem wasn't expecting a yes anyways.

After saying a few hellos and sending a few memes I asked her.

Wanna go to Homecoming with me?

I'm sorry I can't

Understandable

Well, I tried... There's no way I'm getting a date I might as well not go. Wait I could ask **** out! We'll just call her, Liz. Liz and I have first period orchestra together. She's pretty, nice, and innocent. She's also very quiet... Dead quiet. So I think about... Soon Friday rolls around, homecoming is in Saturday. So there I sit in orchestra, for the whole period. I tentatively play with the thought of asking her out... Maybe we could go as friends... Soon there's 5 minutes left, and I tell myself. "You might not have another shot at this, life is too short an boring for you to hold back. Fuck that shit about waiting for love to come to you. Yo bitch ass gotta go out there and get it." So I decide fuck it, why not?