How To Teach Your Viking

Chapter 3

Berk
...eyh !!!!!!
Sorry man, I got something to say to the readers, hi, I'm your friend Tuffnut Thorston, I heard some of you don't understand how me and my sister can understand your world without beeing confused or anything else, that's our answer, we learn during working we evolved with it...I know, I know, I use some fancy big words but the writer of this story...a nice guy by the way, decided to give us a better role than just...Tuff, can you finish please, I got a chapter to do...I know bud, dear reader, you just have to believe in me and my sister, we saw thing you will never saw in your entire life, now back to your story...
fiou, he is done with that

Berk
Amaury's POV

After this kinda small earthquake, the tomb were open, the statue became living dragons but the statue I touched was a bit different, I saw nothing but heard a yell 

"WHAT ! I'M A BABY ! HOW CAN I BE A BABY ?"

Before I could know where does this voice came from, something bite my left hand hard, I felt on the ground and Ruffnut with some time and help took it off, I fainted and just heard some voices talking.
I woke up when I felt something on my wounded handed, I opened my eyes, I saw a black haired girls with green eyes, she made the band but she was almost growling 

"aow...it's a liitle too tight !"

"shut up, I know what I'm doing...and stay calm !"

"but..."

"STAY CALM !"

I froze myself, she's almost mad at me for nothing 

"HEY Heather, would you calm down, I'll take care of him !"

"ok...I can't stand it anyway !"

It was Heather, why is she so angry, even Siberia or Alaska is warmer than her, Ruffnut made the band back and told me her story 

"I just left Astrid, she told me everything, long before this day, we met an other Amaury, from the Goryaksson clan, he made it alone but Draven, our last enemy killed him in battle, Heather loved him so much !"

"but why against me ?"

"it's not only you, it's everyone on Earth, even Astrid took some shit from her !"

"and what about the tiny creature who attacked me ?"

"that was Amaury's dragoness, Spitfire, she's some kind of pissed too !"

"great...so my first dragon is mad at me !"

Ruffnut gently band my hand and stayed besides me with a smile on her face. I don't feel any pain and she pursued

" Astrid and Parisa went for London for a..."

"no way, I missing the HTTYD-con ? aw man !"

"the what ?"

"the HTTYD convention ! they reunite the voice actors and the writter in the same place...Astrid is going to it ? she will got a lot of problem !"

"why ?"

"fans will became mad if they see her here !"

I was in the great hall, alone with Ruff when Tuff came in 

"sis, I found something burried under where was Amaury's hut !"

I stood up and saw Tuff with a box, he gave it to me and I opened it, it was not closed and inside, I saw a small book, I took it and the first page I saw was a map of Berk with a cross left to the great hall 

"can you two come with me ? I could need your help to translate all words in it !"

"okay ! said Ruff."

"you really trust on us !"

"you're my only real friends here ! the others hate me, I felt it !"

I put my head down but Tuff immeditely said 

"they're a bit confused, I'm sure they will like you with some time !"

"we will see...anyway, we have a mystery to solved."

Me and the twins left the great hall to see what was behind that cross.

London
HTTYD-con
Parisa's POV

Before we enter, I relooked Astrid, hide Stormfly and I told her several time 

"once we are inside, you're Ashley my friend !"

"why ?"

"inside these walls you will found mad fan of..."

How can I tell her she's one of many animation character of dreamworks, I simply told her she's a stunt double of the main actress 

"okay, I'll go undercover !"

"thank you !"

"what are we doing here anyway ?"

"Hiccup said we need a team so I will brought the only men and women ready to help !"

"these guys ? sorry to be so blunt but...they're useless !"

"thanks...you have to know the world is not the same as yours, we don't have to fight against each other to be the best !"

"I'm sure something will went wrong, it's always like that !"

I sighed and we entered to the convention hall, but we just began the searching when strange guys in black uniform came in, taking everyone as hostages 

"told ya, everything bad happen in mission !"

I don't care now, we're in deep shit if we don't have back up.

Berk

Amaury's POV

After some time of walk, we found a damaged statue of a man, a warrior. Tuffnut immediately knew who it was 

"they made a statue of Amaury here ?"

"how can you know it was him ?"

"easy peasy, he is standing on skulls !"

"oh..."

I looked aroud and the first thing who surprised me was a small piece of the statues looked undamaged, I pushed it and a small door opened, inside, I found some sort of strange thing inside an hidden place 

"what is that ?"

"I know what is is ! answered Ruffnut, Amaury's hidden blade !"

"yeah, I'm on Assassin's Creed now !"

"what ?"

"you will see that afterwards !"

Viking hidden blades...I'm sure I'm in an animus on Abstergo industries, I put the hidden blades on my arms and the things worked perfectely 

"After all this time...these blades worked !"

"Gronkle iron, this thing can't rust !"

"okay...so I'm an assassin now !"

"nope, you just got invisible weapons !"

I could laught if it was funny but a strange and unknown guy was here, he wore a black uniform, a G-36 on his back and a small cage on his hand with a small purple creature hissing inside it 

"he got Spit ?"

"seems like that !"

"and he's going to take care of Heather !"

"not on my watch !"

I followed this guy and when I was closed enought, I killed him with my hidden blade, I was shocked by it at first but the sigil on his uniform took all my thought, some kind of dragon surrounding by flames. Before I can do one thing, I was hit in the face, I felt on the ground and saw a pissed off Heather in front of me, a "thank you for saving my life" is too much ?  

That's for the tird chapter, by the way, on the first part, the italic is the writer talking.