Cliffjumper is taken to Starscream after the battle with the Decepticons.
Cliff : Scream, it's been a while.
Starscream : ... *screams*
Cliff : ... What. The. HELL. Was that for?!
Starscream : *bursts into laughter* I'm sorry, I forgot my line, so I did what you told me.
Cliff : Hu- OH! Oh my... *chuckles, chuckle turning into laughter* (bleep)it Starscream.
Jack has left work and is admiring Arcee.
Jack : *strokes Arcee's seat* Nice.
Arcee : *revs engine*
Jack : *jumps* FRICK! Really, Arcee?! (bleep)it...
Cliff : *is laughing in the background*
Arcee and Bumblebee are giving their report to Optimus.
Arcee : And the cons would've been scrap metal if I hadn't been distracted by the human.
Optimus : Human?
Bee : Beep boop *hold up two digits*
Optimus : *irritated* Two boys.
Arcee : I guess the second one caught us in action, I don't know. I was a little bu-
Bee : *radio suddenly turns on* This hit, that ice cold M- *quickly turns it off* God Damnit...
Optimus : ... Michelle Pfeiffer, that white gold.
Arcee : *snorts, doubling over*
Optimus is Explaining what happened to Cybertron to the three children.
Optimus : ... And it was thus, Megatron lost his way.
Miko : *sighs, twirling her hair* Is there gonna be a quiz?
Cliff : Bitch.
Optimus : Cliffjumper, shut up. When filming you're supposed to be quiet!
Cliff : Sorry, didn't think I said it out loud.
Arcee : (bleep)it Cliff.
Starscream and Soundwave have opened the Ground Bridge and Megatron has come out.
Megatron : Decepticons! I have *camera that's doing the close up hits his face* ow.
Starscream : Are you alright?!
Megatron : Yea, just - (Bleep)! *falls as cables holding him up snap* ... Why couldn't we have actually done this in space?!
Cliff : *laughs*
Optimus : You need help?
Megatron : No, I'm fine. (bleep)ing greenscreen tore...
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TFP Bloopers
FanfictionYea, I know there are a few out there, but all the ones I've seen is just silly stuff. I thought, what if I made legitimate bloopers. Eh, it's hard to explain. Read on and you'll figure it out.
