Agent Fowler is ranting at Optimus.
Fowler : Anything you wanna get off your tin chest, Prime?!
Optimus : We have the situation under control, Agent Fowler.
Fowler : They're back, aren't they?
Optimus : If you are referring to the Decepticons, I doubt they ever left. Your planet is far to valuable.
Fowler : Then it's time to wake up the Pentagon!
Optimus : Hear me Agent Fowler. We are your best, possibly your only defense against the Decepticon treat. *pauses, closing optics and visibly fighting a smile*
Fowler : ... They chocolate or vanilla? *chuckles*
Optimus : *snorts, hiding face in his servo* Threat. I meant threat... (bleep)it.
Megatron is given the dead corpse of Cliffjumper.
Megatron : Let us see if power born of Darkness can reignite the spark! *plunges the shard into Cliffs Chassis*
Cliff : *sits upright* Ah! Oh, (bleeeep)ing ow!
Megatron : You okay?
Cliff : Dude, that bloody hurt! Ow, not so (bleep) hard!
Starscream : ... That's your plan? Bring Autobots back from the dead to sass at us?
Megatron : *bows helm, covering his face as he laughs* *looks up* Yes, that is totally my plan Starscream. You have a problem with that?
Starscream : No, no, just... you're a warlord.
Cliff : *is dying of laughter*
Director Y/N(Yes, Yes I did): CUT!
The Autobots are fighting the Cons in the mine.
Optimus : *flips the one machine over, blasting at a con*
Steve : *goes flying back* *the cables making him do so stop midway* ... Uh, guys? A little help?
Optimus : You okay Steve?
Steve : Yea. I'm just stuck is all. *thinks, putting his arms out* I'M FLYING, JACK! I'M FLYING!
Optimus : Steve, no. *is still laughing tho*
Arcee is trying to save Cliff.
Arcee : Let's get you home Partner.
Cliff : *looks up and snarls*
Arcee : *cries out, letting him go*
Cliff : *growls as he falls*
Arcee : Cliff! No!
Cliff : *stops halfway because cables* ... These cables need fixed.
Arcee : I can help with that. *cuts cable with blade*
Cliff : *lands in the energon* ... Hey look, a penny.
Optimus is making a close cut as he drives into base.
Optimus : *transforms and flips, bracing himself with his servo* *pedes slip out behind him* (bleep!) *lands on his front, face on the floor*
Ratchet : Oh (bleep!) *kneels beside Optimus* Someone call an ambulance!
Bulkhead : But doctor! You ARE an ambulance!
Ratchet : SHUT UP NURSE!
Optimus : ... Would someone, anyone, just please help me up?
Megatron is putting the dark energon in himself.
Starscream : Wait! Lord Megatron! No! Not your Spark Chamber! You don't know what it will do!
Megatron : *plunges the shard into his chest**doubles over, dropping the prop* (Bleeeep!) *laughs* I hurt myself.
Starscream : ... you know, this is why I should be leader.
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TFP Bloopers
FanfictionYea, I know there are a few out there, but all the ones I've seen is just silly stuff. I thought, what if I made legitimate bloopers. Eh, it's hard to explain. Read on and you'll figure it out.
